Nevermortal

I blame Bob Barron and his fucking bus trips for the Unofficial Artist of Honor.

Shawn Michaels, explaining his nWo heel turn, and getting a warm reception of: GET TO THE POINT!

FREE NEW ME!

Hatch leaving has me searching for a reason for continuing to watch. He was the only one I gave a shit about.

Man, FrigidSoul, your penis really sucks.

Then don't fucking sleep. Sleeping is for the weak. [goes to sleep]

How the fuck did I miss this thread? Anyway, Martin Luther is Part one in my "Enemies of the Catholic Church" signature/avatar series I shall be running during Lent.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

This is the greatest backstage bullshit week in some time.

I'm in awe of this guy.

Well, there's only one option availible here, and that's amputation.

Sabu, during his match with RVD at Wrestlepalooza '98 (same show with Al Snow vs. Shane Douglas for the ECW World Title) comes to mind. And Sabu did it right in front of the camera, too. That was the worst. The vomit, the match, and the show. Wrestlepalooza '98 is 3 hours of my life I'll never get back. I don't think there is one redeeming quality about that entire PPV. Not even when Shane Douglas said that Ric Flair sucks Bischoff's ass.

Man, Teddy Hart is nuts. He's been acting like a whackjob for years. How mnay times have you seen a wrestler get concussed, then vomit by the ringside area. He is attention straved, but I think that slowly begins to bleed into the ultimate truth that he is nutso. Banky posting in the Indy Folder.... Is this a first?

I mark for the use of Herb Alpert's "Spanish Flea"

And because of that, he was less of a man.

"Hart began crying" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kamui sucked.

My favorite Lil' Jon appearance was when he presented an award with Hillary Duff. She looked frightened.

"Spambusters, bitch!"

This is GOLD.

So they bring Teddy in, he gets into a fight with CM Punk, and doesn't even wrestle? Gwah?

A day in the life of Little Jon. Hillarious

Yeah. Joe doesn't think he should get a shot because he won via a foreign object.

JAPW is actually banking on that principle to draw for their show on saturday which features Homicide fighting Teddy.

I drank more alcohol than anyone should probably ever drink this past weekend and I didn't get a hangover. A HANGOVER IS A MYTH!