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This was the only joke I didn't get. Who is Mel Phillips? He was a ring attendant that got his ass handed to him by Terry Funk for putting on his cowboy hat, many, many years ago in the WWF.

I'm hearing from a very close & friendly source that this "Mike" guy is actually an Austrailian cartoonist named, Mike Avalardo. A young girl from New Jersey told me this. She said that she actually talked to Stephanie McMahon, and she told her that. But, I still take that with a grain of salt.

Yeah, and wHHHy do you think that's the case?

If Chyna does come back to the WWE, I would honestly love to see her in a "Shoot-like" fued with HHH. I mean, what a better way to start a feud than to start it, based on real-life issues. They could cut shoot promos on each other on RAW to start the fued, hopfully leading into a match.

If SumSlam is awesome like 98, 99, 2000, 2001, and 2002, why should we boycott it? I don't know, ask Bored.

Well, Shane Douglas was never one to listen to corperate BS, or kiss the bosses ass. Shane was never a "yes man". That's why he made so many enemies in the wrestling business.

In this month's RAW Magazine Triple H took a shot at "The Franchise" Shane Douglas. Here's what he said. "Look at a guy like Shane Douglas. He made a career out of blasting Ric Flair, saying that Flair should've been teaching him and handing the torch to him. Why would Flair have given anything to him? Shane Douglas was a bottom-of-the-card guy outside of ECW. He certainly wasn't in a position to be the next 'Man' in the business. But, he will tell everybody under the sun that he was, and that Ric Flair held him back." Well, as a loyal Shane Douglas fan, I have to say that HHH is full of shit. Why wasn't Shane in the position to get the "torch"? Was it because he wasn't banging the bosses daughter? Bullshit!

I would have to disagree about Rock/Austin being billed as the 2nd comming of Flair/Steamboat. If not Angle/Benoit, I would have to say that Rock/HHH would fit the bill.

I'll believe this stuff when Meltzer confirms it.

I wonder how Vince is gonna react to the Boston Smart Marks being in attendance, tonight.

The Boston crowd in attendance here tonight is obviously chock-full of Smarks.

Gee, I wonder wHHHo could be behind this sHHHit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG. Best Post Ever. Thank you. Thank you. *Takes a bow*

Gee, I wonder wHHHo could be behind this sHHHit.

*sigh* They actually managed to kill Goldberg within a month. Typical WWShit!

Wait a minute. Was that a mark post? Are you a mark, or something?

Didn't you learn anything from Yuna? Those "manly pink tights" are for King Stevie.

I've gotten into Efedding, myself. I've been roleplaying in and out of Efeds as "The Franchise" Shane Douglas.

I have the RAW episode from Mar. 18th the day after Wrestlemania 18. Sylvan Grenier looks exactly like the guy that got his ass kicked by Jericho when he arrived at the arena.

Does anyone care to say the impending eulogy for the WWE?

Haven't you learned anything from Bored? If anyone is taking the title from Brock, it's gonna be Huge Hemmeroid Head. Hella Huge Honker will be the FIRST guy to beat Brock CLEAN! You don't think that'll happen? Just watch.

Here's a one-liner for ya. "Cut the fucking music"!-"The Franchise" Shane Douglas Also, as I looked at all the quotes & one-liners in this long thread, I'm surprised that you guys managed forget about one qoute that, in my mind, will live on, FOREVER! "I RESPECT YOU, BOOKERMAN"! Brian Pillman to Kevin Sullivan.

Guys, that was the coolest, kick-ass shit I've ever seen in a long time. SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT MAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKS!

The biggest mistake Vince ever made was actually letting HHH date Stephanie. IMO, an employee should NEVER be allowed to date his own employer. Appointing Steph as head writer only made things worse.

I can't find Pillman's name anywhere in the bio section.

Ok, but how do I find it though? Where do I go to find this "Easter Egg" that hides the segment.