Rawknight

Crow Antichrist Superstar T-Shirt Janus T-Shirt Longdogger Pete T-shirt The Boston Strangler T-Shirt Alex Zenon T-shirt

Process of doing shirts... Start with blank shirt In a paint program that can do layers (like PSP or Photoshop) cut and paste the insert onto a higher layer. Make (or steal) a logo and copy it into a layer in between the shirt and insert, then use transform to resize and spin it so it looks righ ton the shirt Find a nice font 1001 Free Fonts and slam some text into the Insert I'm gonna do another Crow one and ones for TBS, LDP and Z now

More Stuff... I can't get baseball caps to look right AT ALL Crow Beanie Dace Night Beanie Omega Storm T-Shirt Quiet Death T-Shirt Quiet Death Hoody Spike Jenkins Money Power Fame T-Shirt Tryst Arrowhead Pendant Va'aiga Maori Pendant

Oh and i found THIS on the net.. no tryst fan should be without... Official Tryst fan caps

Somebody in SWF Chat said after seeing my banner that it's would seem odd that I'm the only person in the SJL with T-shirts. So i was bored/chilling/putting off adding to my Dace match and did these... Sean Atlas Mask Sean Atlas Mask t-Shirt Crow I Am A Victim T-shirt Dace Night Inverted Cross T-Shirt Dace Night Horrorcore 666 Jersey Spike Jenkins King of the World T-Shirt Tryst The Sherwood Fable T-Shirt Va'aiga ta Moko Hooded Top Va'aiga Turn Up, Kick Ass! T-Shirt

Respect. Think about it. It’s a word that gets thrown about in this federation too often. People demand it. Few people show it. And what do I got to say about it? Gives none, gets none. I was raised to pay dues, I know who to pay the respect to. Brought up through the gang scene, arms bear the ta Moko, and if I hadn’t found wrestling maybe the face would too. I’m Mongrel for life and for the heritage, it’s all pride. I’ve seen it, done it. Turned up, kicked asses. All the shit in my past taught me lessons. Taught me to know who to respect. But see all the narrow minded racists and big mouthing haters, they never give this Maori respect. They disrespect the name. Disrespect the name? Disrespect the heritage. Look at the lips. VAI ING AH I ain’t putting up with a second more crap from nobody. Next hater who disrespects me and my heritage, disrespects the name, next thing they feel is Maori Drop. Straight. See Dace though, Dace gives the respect. And Dace gets the respect back. So why is this Maori Badass gonna have to hurt him so bad all that’s left is a stain on the canvas? Why? Cuz anything less than that and I don’t hear that referee’s hand drop more than twice. Dace is double tough. Dace is the champ. Dace is gonna take every last drop of energy out of this man and still come up fighting. Dace isn’t gonna rely on BS and that guile thing, Dace is gonna fight me straight, and that’s the way I like it. Fear. I don’t have it. Worry. I don’t need it. Respect. I got it. And that’s what’s gonna keep this title match clean. I ain’t God, I ain’t gimmick, I ain’t nothing but the Badass you see here. And I know I got the skills to take Dace to the limit, and that’s all I need. So one time, for the belt. Turn Up, Kick Ass. And like every week make the ring MY HOUSE! It’s all on, on Metal, Dace. We do this. ::Promo notes - Couldn't be arsed with flavour text - the joys of it not being a RP based fed. The grammar's awful for a reason (Charisma 3 ahoy!). The ta Moko is Maori Tatoos, which Va'aiga's arms are covered in::

I ain't touching any weapons.. however i will be throwing punches in a decidedly non wrestling fashion If you notice I often give Va'aiga a ref telling off for doing that in normal matches Anything with Jumbo in is before any Japanese stuff I've watched, i'm sad to say. I've seen Mutoh go for chairs without being DQd though.. Hey in New Japan i've seen Don Frye get thrown into the middle of Team 2000 and get beaten up by about 7 guys and not get Chono DQd, but then i've seen DQs for stuff as well in Shin Nihon Ah it's all odd. And isn't it cool that Super and New are the same word in Japanese

So as on Crimson Me > Spike Me > Spike > Atlas > Dace... WORLD CHAMPION! Woohoo! Screw Mattitude, let's have more Spikeanomics But wait.. Dace has a win over me... so Dace > Me > Spike > Atlas > Dace > Me > Spike > Atlas > Da..... AAAAAAAAGH it's a big main event circle of ownage! My head hurts now.

I got Blackwell's part of the match, and it ended with me getting twatted firmly over the head with a chair and the ref announcing it was 2/3 falls... so I decided to let it fly and go with my orginal 2/3 falls plan, rather than playing edit the other guy's work around it. Most mexican matches are 2/3 falls after all, and I wanted the triple sumbission finish, cos that's DEAD lucha. And the triple team rudo pose! Kinda reminds me of the When Worlds collide PPV, where nobody told Chris Cruise and Iron Mike Tenay that some matches had been cut to one fall and some hadn't... Hope people liked the match anyways.. especially those on the rudo team who i was trying desperatley to get enough offense in for.

The match me and Dace talked about going for was a straight Japanese rules match (by the numbers match, except with 20 counts on ring outs)... SJLCC is welcome to do what they wish with that

veeeeeeeeeeeeery interesting...

SJL EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH NO-GRAVITY MATCH Tryst © vs Kaine Avast! Back ye scoundrels! Tryst! SJL TELEVISION TITLE MATCH TORONTO DEATH MATCH "Dark Rebel" Terry Wayne vs Quiet Death Hmmmm Fun Fun...QD. NON-TITLE MATCH SUBMISSION VS PINFALL MATCH Sean Atlas vs Dace Night © Hey why not put two of the best (if not THE two best) SJL workers in a match? Dace but CLOSE. Whoever loses PLEASE post. MAIN EVENT LUCHA LIBRE TRIOS ELIMINATION MATCH Tecnicos: Va'aiga (team captain), Christian Blackwell, "Picture Perfect" Aaron Carpenter vs Rudos: "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins (team captain), Omega Storm, John Duran Luchamaori? Trainwreckorama! Whichever team communicates between each other better will win.

Trios match.. I presume full Lucha rules? 2/3 falls... giving the rudos space to get themselves DQd at least once and then leap on it to capitalise? Foul (Low Blow) = DQ and costs you the fall Maritente (Piledrivers, and Piledriver like moves) = DQ and costs you the fall Two Refs (One tecnico, one rudo)? And if it's AAA rules does that mean Hot ring girls? Hexagonal rings? Horrendously overbooked finishes?

It's a Haiku D'etat! Opening Match #1 Contendership Match - SJL Television Title Fosta vs. Geddion A good match up this I think Fosta will win cos He is really good SJL Television Championship "Dark Rebel" Terry Wayne © vs. John Duran For the TV belt All the quality new guys Always write good stuff Tag Match Dace Night & "Picture Perfect" Aaron Carpenter vs. Omega Storm & Quiet Death Here I back Dace Night The reason is quite simple He is the world champ #1 Contendership - SJL European Title "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Kaine I think Kaine will win Because Spike Jenkins is a Midcarder for life MAIN EVENT SJL European Championship Sean Atlas © vs. Tryst Atlas facing Tryst Wow what a great main event Hard to choose who wins

Yesterday I had 6400 words to write. I felt like shit. My entire system had fallen over. I stressed. I headbutted things. I ate chocolate. A LOT of chocolate. I had the intros done and the finish planned out. I sort of fleshed the match out to make sure I didn't no show... to an almighty 2000 words. It sucked And I still won. I think the moral of this story is, doesn't matter how dead you are, show. But I couldn't say that for sure.

Question: What goes snap, crackle, pop? Answer: My monitor, after writing 2500 words of a title match So instead of world champion, I have to go back to holding down Spike again. Ho hum.

ELIMINATION TAG TELEVISION TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP "The Dark Rebel" Terry Wayne and John Duran vs David Blazenwing and Geddion Blazenwing, but this could go anywhere really SINGLES MATCH Quiet Death vs Tryst Tryst. I am duty bound to always back Tryst! SINGLES MATCH TELEVISION TITLE "Picture Perfect" Aaron Carpenter vs Omega Storm© Carpenter, if only to see more OS bad poetry. SINGLES MATCH Christian Blackwell vs Manson Blackwell. SUBMISSION MATCH EUROPEAN TITLE "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs Sean Atlas© Atlas with the HAMMERLOCK OF DOOM~! MAIN EVENT FATAL FOUR WAY, SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE Janus vs Va'aiga vs Dace Night vs Mike Van Siclen© GUEST REFEREE: Crow MY HOUSE! MY BELT!

NEWBIE MATCH "Picture Perfect" Aaron Carpenter vs. John Duran Duran. Everyone else has picked Carpenter. DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS MATCH Aecas vs. Quiet Death vs. "Dark Rebel" Terry Wayne vs. Tryst Tryst! Fetch me the demons who spinneth this room! For lo tis the work of fiends that intoxicateth! SJL TELEVISION TITLE - #1 CONTENDERSHIP Fosta vs. David Blazenwing hmmm.. Blazenwing, but it's a good'un this one. SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Omega Storm © vs. Geddion Geddion. Probably. TRIPLE THREAT NO-DQ MIDCARD FILLER MATCH Christian Blackwell vs. Matt Myers vs. Thor ooh eck.. Thor. CLOSE SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP Sean Atlas © vs. Manson Atlas. Never bet against Atlas. SJL WORLD TITLE - #1 CONTENDERSHIP Spike Jenkins vs. Va'aiga Fighting Va'aiga 2 weeks in a row is bad for your insurance premiumes. MY HOUSE! SJL WORLD TITLE - #1 CONTENDERSHIP Crow vs. Dace Night Icky! Dace wins. SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP CAGED FURY MATCH Janus © vs. Mike Van Siclen Janus. and what does this earn him next week? Two matches? Triple threat? Cibernetico match?

*Calls for first Promo* If only to include the line "I'm the Maitre D of the Violence Restaurant and I'm serving up a big plate of whoop-ass tonight"

That is the last, the LAST, the LAAAAAAAAAAAAST time I'm opening the batting in a Spike Gauntlet. I have no idea how I got talked into this one.

Axis: Well, this match is all set from a challenge laid down by Thor. He reckoned that without the variable of Aecas that Norse warrior blood can defeat Maori fury. Suicide King: So we get these two lugs going at it again? Axis: These two great physical specimens tying it up for the second week running. Suicide King: I’d like to see Spike Jenkins in there. Axis: Why King? Suicide King: No reason. Funyon: Ladies and Gentlemen, the next contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Rotorua, Aotearoa, weighing in at 285lbs, he is the Maori Badass, the wrestler who turns up and kicks ass, he is VAAAAAAAAAA’AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIGAAAAAAA. "You know what time it be...." rings out over the speakers as "Strike It" by Dub War stars up. Va'aiga walks down the entranceway, stopping to shout into the ringside camera.. Va’aiga: VIOLENCE, TONIGHT! … and slides into the ring as the verse plays, and as the chorus hits Va'aiga drops the Maori handsign and pyro fires off from behind him on the break inside the line "STRIKE IT... When the iron is hot." Axis: A promise of Violence from the big Maori. Suicide King: You know, when a Hacksaw Jim Duggan impersonating Norse God is still more subtle than you, you need a guile 101 class. Funyon: And his opponent, from Immortal Valhalla, tipping the scales tonight at 345lbs, he hails from Immortal Valhalla itself, he’ll strike thee down, he is THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR! The lights go out and rhythmic chanting of the word "Thunder" begins to play as the stage fills with smoke, illuminated only by a faint blue spotlight. The crazy guitar-line grows steadily until Brian Johnson's voice screams out "You've been... THUNDERSTRUCK!!" at which point a lightning bolt crashes to the stage and an enormous blue and red pyro erupts on the stage. Out of the smoke steps Thor as he walks down the ramp with his hammer Mjolnir in hand and his match on his mind. He slaps the hands of some fans as he marches down the ramp until he gets to the ring where he steps over the top rope and flexes his generous biceps for the crowd. Suicide King: You know, he should really hit more people with that war hammer. Axis: That’s illegal King! Suicide King: I know, that’s why I highly approve of it. Thor hands Mjolnir to the ring attendant and the referee Eddy Long pats both combatants down for weapons. Thor grunts disapproval at the ref, and Va’aiga gets so frustrated with Long’s concern that he would be cheating, the big Maori nearly snaps right away and has to restraining himself from laying out the zebra shirted official. Eddy Long signals to the timekeeper to start the match. Axis: The excitement is building here. The triple threat match last week was a brutal exhibition of pure unbridled power, and this should be no different. The massive pair of wrestlers walk slowly to face each other in the middle of the ring. Thor has the height advantage over Va’aiga, but it’s by no means as massive as it would be over many wrestlers. The pair stand in the center of the ring, both staring a hole in each other. Thor shakes his shoulders a little sending a ripple of muscles across his massively built Norse body. Va’aiga, unfazed by a little show of definition from the muscular Thor cranks his neck to either side, tensing and untensing his neck muscles to keep them warm. The crowd remains undecided as to who to cheer for, splitting a “THOR! THOR! THOR!” and a “VAY-ING-UH!” chant almost 50/50 between them. Axis: The crowd is electric in this stadium tonight. Suicide King: I wonder if Crow would be interested in an electrified crowd deathmatch. All you’d need to do is crank 50,000 volts through each one of these morons, and then throw him into them! Thor makes a massive point in tilting his head downwards to look at Va’aiga, exaggerating the angle in order to try to make the Maori feel inadequate. Va’aiga doesn’t adjust HIS view in the slightest, and allows himself a little smile, as both men continue to soak up the crowd chants and the atmosphere of their return to the American stage. Words are exchanged between the pair and a huge pop greets Thor’s shove as the first move of the match. Va’aiga staggers barely a step backwards, and the “Thor” chant grows larger with this offensive action. Va’aiga’s grin grows across his face so it’s clearly visible to the watching charge as he plants Thor down to the mat with a massive lariat, and the big Maori’s expression barely changes as Thor quickly regains his feet, his composure and his place in the in ring stand off. Axis: Neither of these big guys look like they want to move an inch in this confrontation. This is a match that’s going to be won with muscle rather than tactics. Suicide King: If you asked Thor about his tactics he’d say he’s never needed a breath mint. The pair in the ring’s gaze remains unwavering, fixed steely eyed on each other. Neither man wants to make the next move rashly and possibly cede an advantage to their massive foe. A mouthed “Come On!” from Va’aiga to Thor extracts little response from the Thunder God, who remains blessed with the cool implacability befitting of an Asgardian Immortal. Va’aiga adds an extra “bitch” to his mouthed comment and Thor lashes out with a right hand! Axis: Here we go folks, this match is fully underway! Thor fires off a right cross, and Va’aiga responds with a left of his own, Thor hits a left, Va'aiga hits a hooked uppercut, Thor a solid left hand body shot, Va’aiga an elbow strike, Thor a hard chop, Va’aiga a speedy toe kick, Thor a very solid right hand, Va’aiga missed a shot as he stumbles back a half pace, Thor fires off three piston like rights, and whips Va’aiga into the ropes, grabbing the Maori Badass on the rebound around the chest and dancing him round with an orbital belly to belly sending both crashing to the canvas. Much to Thor’s surprise they rise together, and the stare out contest is resumed in the center of the ring. Suicide King: It’s like the unintelligible force meets the unpronounceable object. Axis: Don’t you mean the unstoppable force meets the immovable object. At the commentary table Suicide King grins broadly. Axis: No I guess you don’t. Va’aiga fires off a right hand into Thor’s gut but Thor responds blasting him with a similar left hand shot. Va’aiga grunts and fires a punch away intended for Thor’s head, but Thor weaves and lands another body blow with his right hand this time. Va’aiga knees Thor in the gut, and Thor composes himself and launches a head BUTT from on high at Va’aiga. Va’aiga gives his biggest, broadest grin as a response to the head BUTT and quickly responds by stepping across Thor and taking him down with a STO. Va’aiga goes into the mount position and rains down a series of quick blows to Thor’s head before standing again. Thor stands, a little slower this time, suffering a little from the force of the blows. Suicide King: Rule 2 of professional wrestling. Never head BUTT anyone from the Pacific Islands. Axis: Though I may regret asking this, what’s rule 1, King? Suicide King: No one is better than Suicide King! Va’aiga strikes away at Thor with a pair of rapid fire elbows and goes for an Irish Whip, but Thor do-see-dos Va’aiga and the big Maori rebounds rapidly off the ropes. Thor goes high with a vicious clothesline, Va’aiga goes low looking for one of his brutal shoulder tackles, and the pair miss each other, Va’aiga’s momentum carrying him onto the far ropes. Va’aiga careers back Thorwards, and Maori head meets raised Norse boot, sending the Badass down to the canvas. Thor drops a leg over the fallen Maori and covers 1… 2… and Va’aiga kicks out. Thor stands and drops a leg again, and covers again. 1… 2… and Va’aiga lifts a shoulder. Thor stands and drops his leg a third time, but Va’aiga rolls to a side and Thor lands tailbone first on the canvas. Suicide King: And rule three... never try any move 3 times! Except low blows, and these guys are both too stupid to use them. Axis: Surely too upright and generally honest. Suicide King: As I said - stupid. Va’aiga stands, and follows that by dragging Thor up to his massive Thunder God feet, before sliding in round behind the Valahallan and dropping the pair down to the mat with a Side Maori Legsweep. Va’aiga applies an Octagon Special while on the ground, but Thor counters the abdominal stretch like hold by rolling his weight over so he has an impromptu back press on the massive Maori. Eddy Long gets down to count 1… 2… and Va’aiga kicks out and breaks the hold. Thor stands up first, stalking the big Maori, and as Va’aiga stands, Thor grabs one of Va’aiga’s arms, smashing in a devastating heart punch to the exposed chest of the Maori, and Va’aiga falls to the ground. Thor drops to cover 1… 2… and Va’aiga breaks. Axis: Thor using his body weight to his advantage there Suicide King: Well he has to use it for something. The pair stand again, a little more slowly this time, and Va’aiga starts the strikes again with a left right combination of body blows with his ham like fists. Thor stumbles back a half step and goes for a whip again, but Thor reverses to an Arm Wringer. Thor backs off a step and spins in rapidly at Va'aiga looking for the Hel-Fire, but the massive Maori ducks under the dreaded finisher of the Valhallan God and snaps off a speedy if a little twisted backdrop suplex, landing Thor solidly across his back. Va’aiga floats over to cover 1… 2.. and Thor kicks out. Va’aiga stands first and lifts Thor up to his feet. Thor swings a left hook at Va’aiga and the Maori ducks and moves in, grabbing for a belly to belly and with a grunt, a heave and a first time failure, somehow throws the Norseman over his head with a huge belly to belly suplex. The crowd oohs and aaahs at the feat of strength this took and Va’aiga smiles to himself before walking over to the fallen God and dropping a casual elbow, leaving his arm draped over Thor for a soft cover. 1… 2… and Thor kicks out. Axis: Look at the power of Va’aiga, Look at the strength. Suicide King: No thanks. I might lose my lunch. Va’aiga stands and flexes his shoulders, keeping himself flexible mid match, and awaits Thor’s rising. Thor stands up slowly, clutching at his back, gravity and Va’aiga’s power working against the spine and ribcage of the Thunder God. Va’aiga kicks Thor in the gut, bending the massive Norseman double and moves in for a standing head scissors, but as Va’aiga wraps his arms round the waist of the Valhallan one, Thor manages to stand up, backdropping the big Maori down to the canvas. Suicide King: That was a dumb mistake. I’d never try to lift someone the size of Thor. Axis: Va’aiga is a lot stronger than you, King. Suicide King: Yeah but I’m a lot smarter than Va’aiga. And his family. Put together. Va’aiga graons a little as Thor drops another leg across his ribcage, then lifts the Maori Badass up and puts HIM in a standing head scissors. With considerably less trouble than Va’aiga had, Thor lifts the big Maori up into a powerbomb position and pushes forwards and out, dropping Va’aiga down to the canvas. Thor: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Thor drops down to cover Va’aiga 1… 2… and Va’aiga rolls a shoulder up. Thor stands much quicker than the big Maori and picks Va’aiga up, pressing him above his head. A resounding “Thor” chant fills the arena as Thor presses Va’aiga first once, then a second time, then a third before taking a solid step forward, dropping Va’aiga flat to the mat where he had been standing. Thor signals to the crowd and lifts Va’aiga from the mat, kicking the massive Maori in the gut and gutwrenching him round looking for the Ragnarok, but Va’aiga shifts his weight halfway up the arc and the power of gravity pushes Thor down to the mat , Va’aiga on top. 1… 2… and Thor kicks out, with a sour expression crossing his Godly facial features. Axis: If Thor has hit that Ragnarok this match would be over! Suicide King: If ifs and buts were candy and nuts we’d all have cake for dinner. Va’aiga grabs Thor by an arm and lifts him up, but Thor angrily shakes off the Maori Badass and lashes in a sequence of left hands, staggering Va’aiga back towards the ropes. Thor goes for a goozle, but Va’aiga drapes an arm over the ropes and Eddy Long calls for a break before Thor can chokeslam Va’aiga. Thor backs off a step as the referee reprimands him, but before Va’aiga has a chance to move away from the ropes, Thor takes a long pace in and clotheslines Va’aiga over the ropes and down onto the ring apron, and the big Maori is unable to keep his precarious balance and bundles down to the floor. A little dazed Va’aiga grabs for a chair from ringside, but Thor leaves the ring from an adjacent side and reaches a chair of this own before the Maori Badass can use a foreign object to his advantage. Axis: Uh oh.. both men here have gone for chairs. I expect only bad things to come of this. Suicide King: Good! Both these men deserve to be hurt. And badly. Axis: That’s very uncharitable. Suicide King: Charity begins at home. And when you’re as great as me, charity should end there too. With the pair outside the ring, and both armed with chairs, the decibel level in the building is increasing rapidly, with rabid dueling chants for both combatants ringing around the arena. Thor and Va’aiga stalk each other, both chair in hand, while Eddy Long screams protestations about the unnecessary levels of violence, and slaps on a ring out count for good measure. Thor and Va’aiga, both of the same mind swing the chairs at each other and the chairs clash with a resounding clang against each other. Both try a more round swing at each other’s midriffs and again the chairs clang off each other, buckling a little more. A third swing, overhead again and another clash of steel on steel. A fourth time and as Thor swings high, Va’aiga drops his chair and charges with a powerful rugby tackle, smashing Thor back first into the ring apron. Thor howls in pain as Va’aiga rolls in and out of the ring to break Eddy Long’s count. Axis: Va’aiga wants to keep this match on the outside. Suicide King: Shows the extent of his technical prowess. None. Va’aiga grabs a side headlock on Thor and suplexes the big man over, landing Thor on the protective mats. Va'aiga stands and looks out into the excited crowd, then climbs up onto the ring apron and drops an elbow down onto the prone form of Thor on the protective mats! The massive Maori picks Thor up and slides him into the ring, following quickly and dropping to cover. 1… 2… and Thor kicks out. Va’aiga rolls Thor onto his back, sits on him and slings Thor’s arms over his Maori knees, then slides his arms under Thor’s chin and wrenches back hard, screaming out to the audience. Va’aiga: C’MON! TAP! ASK HIM! Eddy Long asks Thor if he wants to give up, but the Norseman mouths a No to the referee. Va’aiga wrenches back on the hold, his face contorted into a massive scream and the anguish of the pressure clearly shows across the face of Thor. Va’aiga requests of Eddy Long again. Va’aiga: ASK HIM! DAMNIT! ASK HIM! Again Eddy Long asks Thor if he wants to give, and again Thor gives a no, despite the agonizing pressure of a well applied Kiwi Clutch clearly having an effect on the big Norseman. Va’aiga gets Eddy to ask again, and again Thor says no. Axis: Thor is defiant! Thor is unwilling to give! Suicide King: Thor is an idiot! Think of the medical bills! Think of the permanent damage! Va’aiga relinquishes the hold and Thor slumps to the mat, taking the opportunity for a quick breather, only to find his legs being dragged forcefully off the canvas and wrenched back the other way, as on top of the grounded God, Va’aiga has spun around and lifted the aforementioned legs, sitting down into the Maori Crab. Va’aiga grits his teeth, draws in breath and then lets out a mighty scream as he piles the pressure on the legs and back of the fallen Thor. Va’aiga: ASK HIM! Eddy Long again asks Thor if he wants to quit, and again Thor says no. Thor slowly begins inching his way towards the ropes, and every so slightly lessens the leverage the massive Maori has against his Godly form. Va’aiga shouts in frustration as he feels the hold slipping away from him and Thor grabs hold of the ropes with a massive Valhallan arm. Eddy Long tells Va’aiga to break and Va’aiga takes 4.9999 of the 5 count to relinquish the hold. Thor rolls out of the ring briefly to recover some strength, clutching hold of his lower back as in the ring Va’aiga strikes a dominant pose for the adoring crowd. Va’aiga: MY HOUSE! Suicide King: I wish the landlord would evict him. As Thor climbs onto the ring apron Va'aiga backs off to allow him back into the ring. Va’aiga charges Thor on his return and grabs for an arm, whipping Thor and then following that up with a low but shockingly powerful flapjack! Va’aiga: C’MON! Va’aiga stomps away at Thor’s back a few times before drawing a finger across his throat, picking up Thor and slinging him over his shoulder, holding him there for a few precuis seconds, allowing the crowd to draw breath and cheer for the move and spiking Thor down HARD with the Southern Lights bomb! The crowd cheers for the big move and even harder for Thor’s response, as the Thunder God stands STRAIGHT BACK UP! Axis: Look at the power of Thor! Thor ducks and grabs for Va’aiga’s legs, slinging the big Maori unceremoniously across his shoulders, then whipping him down to the mat with the Asgardian Slam! And VA’AIGA STANDS STRAIGHT BACK UP! Axis: Look at the power of Va’aiga! The pair jaw with each other in the center of the ring and both run for the opposite ropes, rebound, shape for shoulder blocks, and collide in the centre of the ring with amazing force, crashing shoulder first into each other leaving both massive men sparked out on the canvas doing passable impersonations of starfish. Eddy Long stands over both fallen combatants and puts on a ten count, with the crowd counting along. One… two… three… Axis: This could end in a double knock out right here. Four… five… six… Suicide King: Good. Neither of these idiots deserves to win. Seven… eight… Va’aiga slowly raises to his feet… Nine… and Thor to his. The pair steady themselves against the ropes on either side of the ring. Suicide King: Damn! Thor grabs Va’aiga by the throat and throws him across the ring, and the big Maori rolls off his back and gets up. Va’aiga charges back at Thor, but a wild lariat misses and the turned Maori finds himself on the receiving end of a massive backdrop suplex. Thor covers 1… 2… and Va’aiga kicks out. Thor picks Va’aiga off the ground by the throat and looks to the sky, the crowd excitement building to a near crescendo as Thor picks up Va’aiga, lifts him, holds him aloft for the crowd to see and chokeslams him down to the mat! 1… 2… and Va’aiga kicks out! Axis: Thor has to be thinking, “What can I do to pin this guy?” Suicide King: Thor has to be thinking? Thor lifts Va’aiga up off the canvas again, turns the big Maori so Thor is behind him, puts his head under one armpit and lifts the 285lber up into the TORTURE RACK! Va’aiga winces with the pain going through his body, and Thor screams out to the crowd for support. Another split crowd chant rings out through the arena, as Thor bounces the massive Maori around on his shoulder increasing both the pain for Va’aiga and the pressure on himself. Va'aiga screams a massive defiant NO! to the referee and the crowd. Eddy Long asks Va’aiga again, and again the Maori Badass calls out NO! Axis: Va’aiga will not give up! Va’aiga will not quit! Suicide King: You will not shut up! Axis: I’m an announcer, I’m paid to talk. Suicide King: Too much… Thor looks to put a superhuman amount of effort into one last flex, but his back, worn down by all the high impact offense both given and received gives out and Thor crumbles to the mat, Va’aiga landing on top of him. 1… 2… and Thor summons up a gasp of energy and kicks out! Axis: MY GOD! Thor kicked out! Va’aiga curses to himself and picks Thor up, draping him over one shoulder then slamming him down from a high height. Va’aiga: BITCH! Va’aiga drops to cover, 1… 2… and Thor kicks out again. Va’aiga lifts Thor up by the throat, and steps through slamming down Thor with a modified STO! Va’aiga kips up to his feet, dropping to a crouch, stalking Thor. Thor stands, slower than even before and Va’aiga grabs him and drops him straight backwards with an Exploder Suplex! 1… 2… and Thor kicks out AGAIN! Axis: Thor has such a reserve of energy, he’s so hard to beat. Suicide King: He even has trouble beating himse… Axis: Don’t! Va'aiga looks at Thor, stuck on the ground, stomps away a couple of times on him, then the expression of pure violence and unreserved hatred crosses his face for the second week running, the eyes bulge, the neck veins stick out, the stare into the crowd is focused, and the crowd noise builds, expecting what the Maori Badass is about to suggest… Va’aiga: MAORI DROP! The crowd explodes into a near universal chant of “VAY-ING-UH!” as Va'aiga lifts Thor, Gutwrenches him to a hold across the massive Maori chest, takes a few paces back into the ropes then takes three long running steps forward, leaps into the air and falls forward, pinning Thor down to the mat with the RUNNING MAORI DROP! Va’aiga hooks a leg and Eddy Long counts 1… 2… THREE! Va’aiga music fires up. Axis: Va'aiga wins! Va’aiga wins! Suicide King: I always knew he could. Meanwhile Va'aiga slips outside the ring, grabs for a chair and slides it in, picks up Thor and delivers a second MAORI DROP onto the chair! “STRIKE IT… when the iron is hot, ” the music starts again. He beckons for a mic. Axis: Now what was that for? Va’aiga: See, Last week, I gave this guy props. But he came back and wanted a rematch. Well want some? Got some! See tonight this was MY HOUSE, and I just showed you what this badass always does; Turn Up and… Va'aiga pauses to let the crowd join in with his hook line… Va’aiga with the crowd: KICK ASS!

Props to Janus, everything ruled and I really dug my match with Thor, cos he put me over loads in it Great card guys

OPENING PROMO JANUS SPEAKS!!!! The real winners are the FANS SINGLES MATCH David Blazenwing vs. Geddion Blazenwing. Although Geddion does share many letters with my surname TRIPLE THREAT MATCH Christian Blackwell vs. Quiet Death vs. Aaron Carpenter Blackwell. Probably. SINGLES MATCH Tryst vs. “Dark Rebel” Terry Wayne Tryst. Everything else is rammel. SJL TV TITLE MATCH LAST MAN STANDING MATCH Omega Storm vs. Fosta Fosta, merely cos i'm not sure I've picked him yet. SINGLES MATCH Crow vs. Aecas oooh dark and sinister. Crow. SINGLES MATCH NON-TITLE MATCH Sean Atlas© vs. Thor Atlas. And make him defend it next card MAIN EVENT GAUNTLET MATCH “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Va’aiga/Matt Myers/Mike Van Siclen Myers. Why? *grins* because.

TOURNAMENT MATCH -Tryst VS Fosta- As you all know, being a good Nottingham boy, I ALWAYS back Tryst! TOURNAMENT MATCH -Omega Storm VS Christian Blackwell- hmmm... Blackwell. Just. Oh an Omega Storm did an oh so witty pun on my name... that's a Maori Droppable offense you know... N00B FOUR COURNERS NO-DQ MATCH -Terry Wayne VS David Blazenwing VS Geddion VS Quiet Death- Quiet Death. As Quasimodo would say, it's just a hunch SINGLES MATCH -Aecas VS Aaron Carpenter- I'm going for Aecas. Batteries recharged he might well win. SINGLES MATCH -Va’aiga VS Thor- MY HOUSE! MY HOUSE! MY HOUSE! NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH -“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins VS Sean Atlas- This will rule six ways from Sunday. I'm backing Spike, but it's a VERY close one. PERFECT CHALLENGE MATCH -Matt Myers VS Crow- Hmmm. I like Crow for this one. MAAAAAAAIN EVENT! CANADIAN DEATH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE!!! -MVS VS Janus- Janus. I think Janus will win. So there ya go.

If in response to your question the answer is anything other than "it was damn close, you were VERY unlucky" then I'd be very, very shocked. Great match dude, looking forward to facing you 1 on 1