Mecha Mummy

I question "Went over the ENTIRE DIVISION". Gail eliminated one woman and it looked like a fluke.

Hey, does the quote-unquote stuff annoy anyone else? Especially "good old days". Jeez, did Russo write that or something to further his "old school rasslin' sucks" agenda or something?

Legends? I have a feeling I won't be able to play as The Mountie either way... Would Owen count as a 'legend'?

How the mighty have fallen... Well, she doesn't look TOO bad, but still, when you remember what she USED to look like... Well, at least she's not ugly enough to warrant an Anna Nicole joke.

Shark Boy won a match? AND I MISSED IT? NOOOOOOO!

Benoit and SHANIQUA? Oooh, brilliant idea. How could Benoit get more over? Make him a MASOCHIST! Thank god for the WWE, huh?

Shit, in my opinion her title win looked like a fluke. She hit two REAL moves and the rest of the time she was just getting kicked down. But the whole "Drop her hype video last week, give her debut little buildup, and expect the crowd to care about her" thing is even worse.

How was Billy Gunn's reaction? I mean, the crowd DID give CENA a huge pop and chant for HIM...

I'm a little bitter at RVD because last night I was explaining the psychology behind HHH vs. RVD to my sister, an educated-fan-in-training. And then RVD completely ignored the leg-work and even SHE commented on it.

They're cousins or something. Oh, and Christian, in-ring, isn't brutally bad, but he's boring nonetheless. Of course, one of his trademark moves is apparently Steiner's finisher now, so that definitely doesn't help. I still love his mic-work, though.

I know, but at the same time it's so great.... even if none of the guys Josh mentioned are currently in the X-Division.

Hasn't this already been posted?

Just when you thought things couldn't get worse for Kane...

... Why, oh why, did I pick Rosey? Well, shit, now I'm one down, two if someone picked Hogan AND Crash. Now there's only one MFer again! *Cry*

That was in 2000? I thought it was in 2001 when Taker AND Kane were in the ring and Scotty had just been destroyed in about fifteen seconds, so Bossman did the smart thing and stayed the hell away from the ring. Bossman's spiel was in 2000, staying away from Rikishi, who was alone in the ring. The next entrant after Scotty's elimination in 2001 was Steve Austin. On a side note, Bossman wasn't entered in the 2001 Rumble. Oh yeah. I knew he was staying away from SOMEONE...

That was in 2000? I thought it was in 2001 when Taker AND Kane were in the ring and Scotty had just been destroyed in about fifteen seconds, so Bossman did the smart thing and stayed the hell away from the ring.

Oh, yeah, I DID see that one. I just didn't know that Ferrell was supposed to be Don West. Though the best skit on that episode of SNL was the "Cobras vs. Panthers" spoof of musicals with gangs in them.

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Hey, on what episods of SNL did Ferrell impersonate Don West? Anyone know?

Jorge Estrada. I don't know why I liked him, I just did.

For some reason this made me laughs my head off. Maybe it's because I could see Shark Boy doing this.

I'm a little surprised that the Virtual Boy is only #10. I remember that being a total disaster.

Billy Gunn getting pushed again when he screwed it up in 2000, and the logic that if a guy comes out with a hot woman, he MUST be cool and over, when in actuality the crowd is responding to not him, but the woman (I.E. Torrie Wilson with Gunn, or Stacy Keibler with Test).

Let's move on. Good thing Vince realized that the US Title doesn't need, oh, A RESPECTED AND OVER FIRST CHAMP WHO IS REGARDED AS AN UPPER-MIDCARDER TO GIVE THE FUCKING THING SOME SORT OF CREDIBILITY! Didn't a lot of us predict Billy Gunn? And how many of those were sarcastic? If this goes through, Vince McMahon obviously has ADD. "Hey, he fucked up the major push we gave him in 2000, let's give him another one!" Stupid glutton for punishment...

Gary Coleman. Demon-spawn from hell. I can buy it.