Mecha Mummy

Al's death prompted FUNAKI to offer his condolences to Dawn Marie, saying that Al was "a very charismatic man"...

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Oh, yeah, I remember that! Triple H: "You want some more?" Taker: "Nooooooooo...!"

Who now teams with BIG SHOW against Taker and Nathan Jones. Don't you all envy me because I get to see that live?

Yeah, I saw that! That was great.

"I want you to grab Raw by the throat and make it spit out a whole lot of phleghm all over the place!" ~ Vincent Kennedy McMahon

... who seemed to have the same distorted voice as the BLACK SCORPION.

Financial backing from Panda Energy, I suppose.

No, he's just a guy in a shark-ish suit. I, personally, love the gimmick, and I think he would be fine as Hurricane's sidekick or something.

But he's a tag champ right now...

.... Apparently Brock is going to use DDP's motivational speaker gimmick soon...

Aaaaugh, NOT Vampire Warrior! PLEASE! He fits, but maaaan... I'm going to say that it's JC Ice, just because I can. Saturn wouldn't work in my opinion because Malice is getting the big singles push, something that Saturn would logically get instead because Saturn has more name value.

If Scherer HAD said who it was, Vince probably would have given him a raise for making Scherer look like a moron.

Whoo, I finally saw "Once More" this morning. Pretty fun stuff all around.... "He got the mustard out!" And though Willow ain't a great singer and she sang only a couple lines on her own, she had one of the best lines in the episode... "I think this line is mostly filler..."

Angle. The Austin-McMahon feud got me into wrestling. Oh, and I shit you not, after months of not watching in 2001, what drew me back in? The Invasion. So I can't hate it as much because of that.

Well, we haven't seen Jorge in weeks... Oh, and I'd keep Brian Lawler. Why? Because the way he sold D'Lo's catatonic-ish move was just HILARIOUS.

I'd probably want to meet Raven, Matt Hardy, or Christian...

The only one I feel like I can predict is Best Animated. And why is that? Because I saw Spirited Away. Lilo and Stitch comes close, but Miyazaki is GOD.

I'm kinda embarrassed to say this, but... You know that Smackdown in Seattle last year with Rock vs. Benoit, the first time Los Guerreros teamed in WWE, Matt Hardy jumping to Smackdown, and Funaki debuting as a backstage interviewer? Yeah, that was my first event.

... and Bret did NOT have a corker of a match against THE UNDERTAKER at Royal Rumble 1996. Jeez, THAT was boring...

All right, I'll admit, I play it. My friends got me in to it, and while yeah, it's definitely not as hard as Magic, it's not as easy as people say it is.

That would not surprise me one bit. Foley seems like the kind of guy who would dig Shark Boy.

JCW was run by ICP, who were involved in the WWF and WCW, first hanging with the Oddities, and then RAVEN before he left WCW.

Hell yeah! If I hit 'em high, hit 'em high, hit 'em high, if you hit 'em low, hit 'em low, hit 'em low....

WWE did incest before. Anyone remember Beaver Cleavage?