Mecha Mummy

I disagree with you about Cena. His matches aren't shit, they're just average, and considering it's WWE and they focus more on charisma, Cena could make an impact. Though maybe not with the white rapper gimmick...

But the Nassau Colliseum was hot for Summerslam... *Blink* Oh, and for the record, I actually enjoyed Raw, though the last half hour was nothing but angles.

Oh, and who can forget Mount Trashmore?

This isn't a WWE/WWF one, but... The Land of Yin and Yang (The Zodiac. Do I love the gimmick for no good reason? YES! NO! YES! NO! YES!)

Dear lord, is he wearing leiderhosen?

Is it just me or does god hate Vincent Kennedy McMahon?

Earl Hebner, the evil twin, is now somehow the head referee for WWE and an honest to god good guy (Oh, wait, he screwed Bret). For some reason, Earl had a match against another evil referee, NICK PATRICK.

Scott Steiner vs. Triple H for one hour in the year 2003? Oh, god, that's not even funny...

who was originally a jobber, much like BARRY HOROWITZ.

Bring back Fully Loaded! ... What?

I don't hate XPW. I just think it's ridiculous that they're jobbing someone like Raven in his debut match to Vic Grimes.

RVD would be great on Smackdown if being booked by Paul E. Hell, move Rob to Smackdown now, he's going NOWHERE on Raw.

.... Raven jobbed to VIC GRMES? In his DEBUT? Oh, CRIMINY...

Eh. I couldn't have done any better. Kudos to Jones for trying and for rebounding well.

CONSPIRACY! CONSPIRACY! Jeez. Maybe because they wanted it to be a surprise? Maybe? Kanyon's 'return' is something to bitch about. Rhyno's, to me, is not. Hell, Rhyno was getting a good push up until he got injured. Chill.

Lawler's all right, but Flair and Watts? Well, I've never actually seen Erik Watts wrestle, so I can't comment on him, but Flair is somewhere between mediocre and bad. I know he's not a big name in any way, but couldn't they have gotten Jamie Dundee (AKA JC Ice) instead of Watts?

As nice as it is that Hogan's a family man, this is a bit nuts. It's not a family emergency, nobody's died or in the hospital, so Hulk shouldn't be allowed to do this. What, is he going to miss Wrestlemania because Horace Hogan has an indy date and Hulk wants to be there for him?

And thus, my hopes and dreams of a Flying Elvises reuinion have been squashed. But, then again, the same was said of Brian Lawler and he's (unfortunately) back.

Someone has to make a new one of these...

I'd say Chyna because now she isn't unbearable to look at anymore, and neither is Uranus. Hmm, what about Neptune... eh, maybe Dawn Marie, she has done a bit of experimenting in WWE...

"Fighting evil by moonlight Winning love by daylight Never running from a real fight She is the one named Sailor Steph!" Watch as Sailor Steph falls in love with Tuxedo H! Be thrilled as Sailor Steph hogs the spotlight, making sure that Sailors Molly (Mercury), Victoria (Mars), Trish (Venus), and Nidia (Jupiter) only have bit parts and their attacks are worthless! Or we could have a Ranma 1/2 parody! Edge is a boy who turns into a girl when splashed with cold water! Watch the hilarity as Edge has to cope with his tomboyish girlfriend Lita, life-long rival with an awful sense of direction Christian, and arrogant cruiserweight champion, Matt Hardy, Version One (Who develops a crush on Edge's female body without ever realizing that she's a he)! ... *Blink* We could do Cowboy Bebop! Chris Jericho is a bad-ass bounty hunter! With help from his crew, the veteran ex-cop Big Bossman, sex-kitten con artist Torrie Wilson, and absolute maniac Radical Edward (I would never get rid of Ed!), can he face his past and finally get something to eat? The possibilities are endless!

Ugh. I can't wait to see how Phillip McConnell kisses Jerry Jarrett's ass this week... Was the show really THAT bad? It just looked mediocre to me.

... Limp Bizkit at Wrestlemania? Oh, GOD DAMN IT ALL TO HELL. I was hoping to never have to endure them live.

Tony Schiavone made some ridiculous statements as an announcer... but my favorite announcing over-exaggeration has to be MR. PERFECT saying that Ahmed Johnson jumped fifteen feet when he did a suicide dive out of the ring.

I think TNA should slowly start expanding. It would definitely help them out. Of course, a TV Deal is what would REALLY help TNA..