Mecha Mummy

Well, he tried. *Shrugs* He could have done worse than Rock of Jabroni.

And man, Undertaker really does love his beatdowns! I mean, look at the way he summarily destroyed poor BROTHER LOVE last night!

Yeah, Raw has a much bigger roster. That's why I'd like to see Smackdown get some more guys, particularly Kanyon. Raw can have Jones for all I care. O'Haire, however, is a toss-up to me. Rhyno? As long as he's kicking ass when he returns (Whenever the hell that is), I don't care. GORE GORE GORE!

Sure, why not? I wouldn't mind the APA coming back... as long as we get another trip from them to the Friendly Tap. *Grin*' Oh, and I'd have them come back on Raw. I know I wouldn't mind if they squashed 3MW.

Vince Russo, of course, is the leader of Sports Entertainment Xtreme, a group that features such 'luminary' members as B.G. James, The Harris Boys, and DAVID FLAIR.

I liked how Rock would make a clear insult to wherever he was at and then talk to the offstage person and have some asinine reason for it. That was kinda funny.

Kevin Sullivan was a member of the Dungeon of Doom, which also housed THE SHARK.

Janetty is the posterboy for people who come off worse than their old tag team partner, much like many originally thought MATT HARDY would be.

Um, never mind, too late.

... Goldberg vs. HHH? My god, I'd have to cheer for HHH, then... Oh, and I really hope WWE doesn't think Sting would be a draw, as I seriously doubt he would be.

Who refereed the Summerslam main event featuring TRIPLE H.

I was wondering when Russo would do something stupid. Not only that ,but Jorge doesn't have his theme anymore... no Belladonna... and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT? What the hell? Dammit, it was going so well, too.

WCW said that Andre's son is THE GIANT.

Jeff Hardy's career going the way of Stasiak's? ... Oh, god. Would YOU want Jeff Hardy to be your chiropractor? (Isn't that what Stasiak's learning to be right now?)

I'll pardon you on the poor spelling, but I disagree. I thought the idea of Ghetto Bull Buchanan was hilarious in its ridiculousness. What the hell are you talking about? B2 was a LACKEY, for god's sake! They didn't put him over like Brock or Batitsta, he was just Bull Buchanan, lackey to the midcarders! And thank god for that. Bull may not be good, but he's better than Rikishi, and Rikishi won't go away. NO talent? He wasn't good, but for a big man he was pretty agile. Thank god we have people who frequent message boards to tell us who should be in the wrestling business and who shouldn't. I wish him good luck in the indies, and he seems to be very optimistic about the future, which I'm grateful to see. It's too bad he got replaced by Redd Dogg, because B2 was a lot funnier to watch.

Kidman is unbearably dull and frankly, for the most part I hate when wrestlers are hyped because of one move, like Kidman and the SSP or Cross and the SS Legdrop. The only time the crowd reacts is when he does the SSP or is facing an over heel like Matt Hardy.

Mick's title runs were all short. I love the guy, but he shouldn't be here. I voted for... Flair Trips Backlund Rock Austin Bret Hogan

Nathan Jones got a better pop than Benoit AND Brock? Aiyaaah.

Yeah, I think O'Haire might be behind it. "People say that you're the next HBK, Jeff, but how CAN you be when Shawn Michaels is still around? You're never going to get anywhere if there are people like Michaels holding you down..."

Too bad it's not Scott on the new Survivor. I'd actually watch it, then.

I wonder if they have tapes of the show in Japan a week ago. That would be good for WWE to release. HHH really should think about doing that as it would probably help his image a wee bit due to him putting Tajiri over. ... Oh, and they could include the Confidential segment with Christian last night as an extra. I gotta see that.

Ouch. That's not good.

Hogan and Rock, but they really aren't confirmed to be there.

Well, wonderful. Christian's working heat and Hurricane's injured. Well, at least this will give the WWE Creative Team more time to plan an awesome Hurricane comeback leading into a good push for him! ... Oh wait. It's the WWE. Never mind.

Matt only had a minor ankle injury, and considering from his Smackdown prescence last night, he should be okay within a couple weeks. And hey, if Jones is sorry for what he did I forgive him. He made a mistake, plain and simple.