Mecha Mummy

Had to be Buzzkill Wow, that gimmick really sucked! Jealous of B.G. Next: Al Wilson

When he was a referee, Teddy was known for fast counts, much like RICO last week on Raw.

Who has a religious gimmick, like D-VON DUDLEY used to have.

Thanks a lot, Vince, Steph, everyone. Let's see how many more characters you can ruin! Well, I'll reserve judgement until I actually see it, but EEEERGH....

A wigga gimmick? PG-13's not amused. Neither is Cena. Next: Shark Boy

He wanted to work the TLC match. They took him out of it to make Kane look stronger. Idiots. HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! He wins by count-out. Next: TAKA Michinoku

S.E.X. Leader Would be a genius if he Wasn't so stupid Next: The Hurricane

Joy. Rapture. Jimmy Rave's back. Hurrah. Mamaluke's back, which is kinda cool, but still...

The Reverend Slick Brought us the African Dream. Please apologize! Next: Brian Lawler

Albert's "GYASH!" is really irritating. I was in lower bowl seats one time and I could STILL hear it in his match.

Who brought XANTA CLAUS into the WWF.

Yeah, he got it handed do him and he's done a damn good job with it. Oh, and that little girl needs some schooling, she probably cuts class. I'm bummed that I missed out on the segment.

In a DX parody of the Corporation, Shamrock was parodied by X-PAC.

Who frequently had wars with THREE COUNT.

Who really shouldn't have attempted a comeback, even if they did have LEIA MEOW with 'em.

Finally The Juice has come back to Seattle! ... Oops, this is L.A. Next: Steven Richards

Where's the Lex Express? Drive it home 'cause WWE Doesn't want your ass. Next: John Cena

Hey, look, it's Stinger! Good Christian morals for all! They're compromised soon. Next: Chris Nowinski

Yeah, I wish they would have been hoenst about how lame Wedesday's show was. But at least they didn't say it was great like that live reporter Phillip McConnell does EVERY SINGLE WEEK.

Paul London in TNA? Sounds good.

Punk Rock Jobber Team Parodied the Dudley Boyz Squash match, anyone? Next: Belladonna

Nice one, Deacon! The Brawler Cometh He will job to every man. That damn Knuckleball. Next: Teddy Long

Wow. Do you guys WANT to see WWE go out of business?

Greater than spolers. British shoot-fight carnie man. Why's he Hunter's bitch? Next Up: Sonny Siaki

Damn, too late.