Mecha Mummy

He spent like a minute trying to explain why Christopher Nowinski has no game. What a LOSER. I hope WWE does the commentary thing at Axxess this year, I get to do PBP with Coachman, and I can tear him apart under the guise of a heel color commentator.

Yes, he is a flaming homosexual. Christ, my kingdom for less homophobia.

I can't speak for everyone, but it's not heel turns that matter to me. Randy Orton had no gimmick whatsoever before he started getting the ridiculous Rocky Maivia push on Raw. And though it annoyed me at the beginning, it grew on me because it was just so hilariously ridiculous. He's probably still mediocre in-ring, though.

... Okay, this is starting to get a little bit nuts.

No, Coach is without a doubt one of the biggest dorks to ever do commentary.

Keep in mind Cole also explained the relationship two or three times during Moore's match. He was more asking "Why does Moore hang out with this guy when he's such a jerk to him?" The only time I have any problem with Cole is when a wrestler gets a weapon and Cole's like "What's he going to do with that?" But Tazz's sarcastic remarks about his mannerisms help it.

This Week's Matt Facts: "Matt Hardy never uses aces when he plays with cards. Matt Hardy remembers the Dynamic Dudes, unfortunately."

No, don't kill Steph, I need a love slave. ... What? I do.

... If Mattitude dies, I will debut my new catchphrase... "FUCK JOHNNY ACE."

... If I buy the Cheat 2 Win shirt when it comes out, will it make me cool?

Not really. Molly never got any reaction when she was Mighty Molly. Hurricane got pops from the crowd but Molly didn't.

Neither do I. Yes, he blows spots, but I've seen worse. And the Elvis theme RULES. You know what other theme I miss? America's Most Wanted's first one.

For some reason I really like Jorge Estrada.

I simply can't afford it tonight and I'm having TV problems. All I really wanted to see was a Raven promo, anyway, and if I can find it online, no prob.

Heh, sorry. I don't go to 1wrestling, too many pop-ups.

... I don't believe it. Vince McMahon has finally snapped and he thinks he's Bill Watts and is in early 90's WCW. I can't believe they're THIS stupid. Well, WWE's loss might be NWA-TNA's gain.

Believe it or not there have actually been rumors about that.

I can tell 'em apart easily, but then again I love the "The ____s" bands.

"If ya SMELLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS --" *RRRRIIINNG! RRRIIING!* "Hello? You want me to star in a live action Johnny Bravo? This interview can wait, I've got important HOLLYWOOD business to attend to! Johnny Bravo, you say? Wow..."

WWE just doesn't know when to give up on Albert, do they?

Actually, he used that line after Summerslam when the cameras stopped rolling.

Amen to that.

I've only been to one live event before: Smackdown at the Key Arena in August. I loved the show, but I had problems with the large Samoan guys behind me who kept threatening to beat me up whenever I held my signs up.

If Test lost the only thing that's giving him any reaction from the crowd I would mark out.

Ohhh. My apologies. If it's all around, my "top" five are... Test - Bland worker, can't act, stupid gimmick. The fans don't like him, they like Stacy. Bill DeMott - Did some humorous (No pun intended) things on Tough Enough, but the whole "INTENSE ANGRY BADASS" thing is dull. Three Minute Warning, ESPECIALLY Rosey - Slow, sloppy, dull. Rico can't save these guys and why he's even managing them I'll never know. Spike Dudley - I don't care if he bumps, his offense REALLY sucks, he can't cut a promo, and he's just bland. Mark Henry - Go away. Please. Oh, wait, we haven't seen you since October. And THAT is a good thing.