Mecha Mummy

... and Hogan brings ED LESLIE with him...

Whoa. Zwan in Lollapalooza? That concert just keeps sounding better to me.

.... who, in turn, can job to TRIPLE H at Mania, unless a miracle occurs.

Wow, you have to love WWE's timing. They don't cut D'Lo or Bull Buchanan when they were in development, but after they come back up and do something, they're gone. So what the fuck was the point of putting D'Lo over Hurricane, Maven, Dreamer, etc. if they were just gonna release the guy?

(OOC: Noooo! His biggest career highlight is beating Booker T by DQ!) ... who, in turn, is used to put people over, like D'Lo Brown and BATISTA.

Evan Marriott IS Andy Kaufman! No thanks. Joe might be able to wrestle, but Kaufman did it best and nobody can compare. If he wants to go Ted DiBiase, however, I would have no problems.

Nani desu ka?

Who shouldn't have won, because CHRISTOPHER NOWINSKI is a thousand times better.

Yes, it is. Cole's shit gets fucked up? O_o;

.... Wait, when was this? BLACKMAN is best known for teaming with AL SNOW to make up Head Cheese.

Hey, is it worth buying the replay?

Wait.... Sharky pinned someone? Sweet. And... Sandman AND Corino? AND Raven's gonna wrestle? BOOYAH, get me a replay!

Jorge Estrada (But only if he does the Elvis gimmick), Funaki, Shark Boy, and Christopher Nowinski (If he counts) are mine.

... who KURT ANGLE seriously put over in Cena's debut.

Oh, yeah. Christian's the epitome of awesomeness, whereas Edge is the posterboy for acolytes of sucktitude around the world. I mean, how dare he heinously turn on his poor brother at the Rumble? It simple IS NOT DONE.

David Flair has the Figure-Four Leglock. *Cough* And the sack of death.

Oh, wow, my bad. You're absolutely right, Christian is the living, breathing EPITOME of awesomeness! Edge who?

Christian owns a Gamecube! As a GameCube fanboy (I also own a PS2) and a Christian fanboy, I'm ecstatic. Just how cool IS this guy?

Heeeey, Lance is a busy guy. Sure, he makes some typos, but frankly, he's probably the most active person when it comes to updating his commentaries in WWE, and you can still get the points....

Shane Helms was in a Fozzy video because CHRIS JERICHO considers Helms to be a white boy who can throw down..

... Brock squashed all of Team Angle? AGAIN? Jesus Christ, I'm actually starting to agree with AngleSault...

... which completely screwed up an A-Train squash of SHANNON MOORE.

Who has actually jobbed a couple times on Velocity, like AMERICAN DRAGON.

When I saw the headline I came this close to crying. It wasn't as bad for me because I never saw Perfect in his prime, but still. I actually found myself liking him in his last, kinda weak last WWE run that was cut short last year...

He's got his own camp. Developmental Master Tennis racket dude. NEXT: Mr. Perfect