Mecha Mummy

Well, at least Daniels said that he's not gonna go to Japan anymore soon, so TNA can still get him...

If Russo was intending to kill WCW with shit like Arquette as champ... Vincent Russo, you ARE a super genius.

Funk, as Chainsaw Charlie, and Cactus Jack feuded with the NEW AGE OUTLAWS in 1998.

Brian Christopher seemed to have been kicked out of TNA with no return in sight. Unfortunately, he came back. Still, there's no sign of THE JOHNSONS ever making a return to NWA-TNA, so I suppose it's all right.

Sanders is not great in-ring. He's watchable, but his real talent is with working a mic. And doesn't the NWA Title scene seem packed enough as it is? Jarrett, Raven, Styles, D'Lo, and Watts (for some reason) should be enough to keep it interesting for a while.

And currently, Bischoff's main ally on Raw is SEAN MORLEY.

... They fired him because he pointed out the mistakes they made? Tommy, please go find that 'continuity editor' guy and Dusty the Fat Bitter Cat, and form a club so future writing team rejects who were fired for making sense or criticising can join it.

If this means I never have to hear Test yell "BOOOOOOOOOOOOT!", this is a good thing.

Yeah, I'd love to see Rikishi's stats. Five bucks says he'll have gone over the entire FBI, and every other heel getting a push by May.

I liked last night's show, with the exception of A. Red attempting to turn heel, B. Harris Boys winning in 26 seconds (Though the irony of Sandman's long entrance costing him the match was good), and C. Sanders vs. Hacksaw. D'Lo's debut was done well, Sonny Siaki seems to finally have found his niche, the one thing I kinda miss seeing was a Raven promo.

I'm gonna have to thank him for everything if I see him at Axxess.... Man, this is awful....

Dammit, Freebird, what kind of stupid finish is that? Foot on the ropes or something might have been all right, but KICKING OUT OF THE ANGLE SLAM? Jeez, SOMEONE dislikes Kurt...

Hold events in Washington State. I swear to god, we have almost nothing, and if you can get even a remotely known name to come once in a while the WA indy fans will go nuts..

Anyone else find it funny that Ted DiBiase's Million Dollar Dream is STEVE AUSTIN'S secondary finisher on Wrestlemania X8? I mean, wow, Ringmaster reference and everything.

I heard a little of the song this morning on 107.7, and wow, I really hope the B-Boys haven't lost their touch. This was WAAAAY too tacky. And "Alive" was MUCH better than this. Alive wasn't good, but it was listenable.

Vince did the right thing. He didn't win cleanly and he vacated the belt because he knew he wasn't a wrestler. Some people should have learned from that.*COUGHArquetteCOUGHRussoCOUGH*

And in OVW, Brock teamed with SHELTON BENJAMIN.

D'Lo's debut was fucking TREMENDOUS.

All I watch on FX is the random Buffy re-run, maybe a Married With Children ep... I heard the Shield's good but I never got around to watching it. I'll e-mail them.

SON OF A BITCH! So... basically... I have to PAY FUCKING EXTRA to watch EVERY GODDAMN WWE SHOW BESIDES SMACKDOWN? Oh, wait, brilliant idea! Let's move SMACKDOWN to TNN! Luckily, they can't do that, but still! Goddamn it, how much does that fucking Total Choice package for DirectTV cost, anyway?

I'm laughing at the fact that people make a big deal out of KAOS, GQ MONEY, and J-LOVE leaving XPW. Kaos might be worth something, but what's the last relevant thing J-Love did? Or GQ, for that matter?

Bah. AJ had his shot, the match was good, but I don't want to see a second one any time soon. I think Raven will go over AJ this time around (by cheating to keep AJ looking good), get a shot at Jarrett, and either win or lose due to Styles interference. Then they set up a triple threat match, baby!

I'm scared for Angle, but to tell you the truth, I'm glad he's doing it, because I REALLY wanted to see Angle vs. Lesnar, even if it does suck. I feel guilty and soulless for it, but I'm still glad. But if Kurt has to end his career because of it, I dunno if it's worth it.

Anyone want to start a pool on who gets injured next? 2:1 odds on Steiner!

This is at the moment, so that's why it's all current guys. 1. Raven 2. Matt Hardy 3. Hurricane 4. Christian 5. Angle 6. Foley 7. Nowinski 8. Eddy 9. The Rock 10. Funaki Just Missing: Jericho, Benoit, TAKA, Shark Boy