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I don't like the Mets trading Xavier Nady for Hernandez and Perez for several reasons. 1) Lastings Milledge showed weeks ago that he isn't quite ready to start right field on a consistent basis. Between misplaying balls in the outfield and a rather underwhelming performance at the plate, Milledge still needs more time. Meanwhile, Nady has shown to be a suitable fit in right field at this time and can hold his own in the batting lineup. Milledge needs more experience to fill the void in right field that Nady will leave. 2) Oliver Perez?! The man that the Padres had to ship off to the minors because he was actively damaging the team? In 15 starts this season, he's 2-10 with a 6.63 ERA! Not to mention he's been doing terrible in the minors as well. What the hell is he going to accomplish in the Mets bullpen? Give it a week before the boobirds come out as if Jorge Julio has returned to Shea. 3) And Roberto Hernandez? Meh. Not bad. But not good. I understand it's a problem that Sanchez will be out for the season but the moves the Mets made here didn't really solve anything. They brought a "whatever" pitcher in Hernandez and a useless pitcher in Perez. And yet still, they are without the third man in the rotation that they needed. There's too many question marks. Pelfrey and Maine are still rookies that are bound to stumble. El Duque is very inconsistent. Tom Glavine looks like he's lost his touch again. Steve Trachsel's record only looks the way it does because of his run support. And Pedro? He can only do so much. And WHY is Heilman still on the team with the trading deadline close to ending?!

Eh, the Civil War sigs are no worse than putting a quote from Bret Hart about Ric Flair as your signature.

This update makes zero sense.

It is. Czech is Oprah. You cracked his complex code.

From CNN.com: What?! "Honey, remember that time you went crazy and drowned our five kids?" Good times."

My Super Ex-Girlfriend bombed horribly.

Does Hawk34 sit poolside all day next to his extravagant mansion and his hot wife?

Adrian Brody has the look for the Joker but that's it. You need more than just the look. To see how terrible Brody could be when he's trying to act eccentric, just rent The Village.

Are you serious? Shawn Michaels screwed over and embarassed Owen's brother! It would certainly seem reasonable for Owen to try to get some measure of revenge for it, whether he actually WOULD choose to do so or not. The family ties between Owen and Bret were very strong, so Shawn was understandably wary of putting himself in the ring with someone so close to Bret -- and someone who, through sloppiness, had already nearly paralyzed a wrestler in Steve Austin. I don't fault him for not going along with this Shawn/Owen feud. Yes, call it paranoia, but he was right to look out for himself and his well-being in this situation.

I don't get the people who accept friend requests from MySpace accounts that are clearly not real. Guys, if the picture is a hot girl you've never met, and she's from a place you've never visited, and in her About Me section she happens to write "oh yeah, i love filling out surveys. they really turn me on and put $money$ in my pocket. here's a link to fill one of them out", and all her comments consist of guys going "hey hunny. ur pretty fly@! i never met u before. lets hook up sumtime mwaz", then she's probably not real.

No. wildpegasus is still standing tall.

Why do I think you're going to answer with "Gets what?"

Or else Brookers gets it.

Choken, all you do all day is sit at the computer anyway. Gain a real sense of accomplishment by finding yourself some battle royals.

I'm pretty confident in saying I never lolled when I saw that picture, nor did I find myself rofling or lmaoing either.

Wait, Alf, IM me. I'm almost done with the segment already.

You know me too well.

Well, obviously, I'm sending something in but I need Alf for it. When were you planning on posting the show?

It's over Prime!

My favorite part of Napoleon Dynamite was when Napoleon ejaculated all over his weight bench for no actual reason.

Which religon prays to Alien Jesus?

No matter how many insults you throw towards Wildpegasus, he takes a religon and keeps on tigon.

One of these days, I'm planning to take a trip to the beautiful city of Religtenstein

Fuck....what, now?