StevieRichardsSU: Sooo, what'cha dooooin'?
Her: Nothin. Just tryin ta get my Cenaness back.
StevieRichardsSU: Yo, da man's gotta plan, he's chillin' in da buildin', and in case ya didn't hear, Austin likes beer. So keep him far away from 'Shaw, 'specially since Raven likes to CAW! Oh you didn't know... Steph McMahon's got a crush on her bro, yo! Shanny's da Hurricane's lil bitch, and with all that hair, A-Train has an itch. But I'm not tellin' you anything that you don't already know. Would you like to buy a sock? A blue one? Just hand over your dough, chico.
Her: That....was...pretty good actually.
StevieRichardsSU: It so was not!
Her: It so was so!
StevieRichardsSU: Prove it by doing one better!
Her: Yo, lemme spit out a rhyme cause Im doin it one time. Ya'll aint listenin to what Im sayin. If Trips is the Game I DONT WANNA BE PLAYIN. His manager must be Milton Bradley, he probably plays monopoly. Damn if I was Ric Flair Id be like "Fool get off of me!" His nose is bigger than his ego. You wanna leggo my eggo? Fool no. Word
StevieRichardsSU: Foo' I'll leggo your eggo....but Show sho' won't! Meanwhile, Sean's in da back with Rob Van smokin' a joint...hot damn! Da Kliq doesn't approve.... Trish and Tor' updated their songs for more groove, and of course they can, since they be scroowin' ol' Vinny Scrooge! Only real men wear pink, and da #1 MFer is a lockerroom twink!
Her: Yo, lemme speak on this. Shanny doesnt whore, he just gives it away. Probably just like Stevie does everyday. Lookin at Hurricanes bulges...I KNOW he dont wear a cup. Test is a wannabe...WILL THE REAL JERICHO PLEASE STAND UP? Jerky aint never gonna get a push, its a travesty yo. Since when did RAW become the Triple H show? Pshh probably since guys like Jeff Hardy came around, with their brains splattered on the ground. Speakin of splattered...look at Waltmans career. He went from hero to zero in less than a year. Word.
StevieRichardsSU: Ohhh you didn't just go dere, biotch! Foo' least Sean got a match on a PPV, somethin' Moore hasn't done since his debut! Jobbin' on Velocity, dats all he good for till he gets his release. An' if he don't whore, then he a good fo' nothin. No, he good for somethin'....'cept we don't need to say what. Oh, where'd he get that cut? Oh, from his pimp, the Hurri-Slut! [[WTF am I saying!?!?!?!?!? *blank stare*]]
Her: Oooh. Wanna go there? Alright lets go and be wack. At least SHANNON MOORE HAS A CONTRACT. Not wonderin "Hmm, this is weird. How did I get so LAME these past three years?"
Shanny may have a contract, but we all know who da better man is. 'Course Sean wins, since Shanny's just a boy, fo shizz! But you wanna be wack? Pfft, we can do dat. You down with the brown? Nobody is, hell kid, that's as old as Lawler's crown. It's done..it's washed up...oh, you wanna talk cups? Stevie's got da Hurri-Slut beat! You think you have me beat? I ain't near thru. You wanna retort? G'head...cuz when it's all done, we still be coo'!
Her: Oh Seans better Than Shan? I have to debate. Sean got his 15 minutes, 14 minutes too late. Well in WCW least Shannon got checks, not like Sean who got his release via Fed ex. And I was wonderin for your raps, why do you take so long? This is a half ass rap, not a damn Celine Dion song. Word
StevieRichardsSU: Why I take so long? Pfft...cuz you da Goddess of Rap, da Goddess of Banners, and da Goddess of Icons! You wanna deny it? Pfft..g'head. Da evidence is clear, the Demi-Goddess said. You sing like Christina, you rap like John Cena! Word, yo!
As far as I know, she's not black...just a 13 yr. old white girl!
EDIT: I mentioned to Kotz how Jonah wasn't good....he wanted to block me and gave me a few chances to 'redeem myself'. Well, I failed. So, on my last post....
StevieRichardsSU: Shit dawg, why you dissin'? Jonah ain't good...so Stop your bitchin'. Jonah ain't got a WWE contract...just deal. Jeff f'n Hardy is higher on da card than he is, for real, yo. But I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know, so, booyah!
