Forewarned

I know the Hall of Fame has only let in retarded bitches so far, and Sacred, but the very fact that Hville Thugg got in there before me just pisses me off. And for that matter, the fact that Cyclone Comet and I weren't inducted at the same time also irks me. And trust me...I'm not a man you want to irk. Hell, I may just throw down a respected title belt for... ...wait...

Now that's just foolish. (Neilsen walks away in green and black parachu-) Hey! They can't see this! (Neilsen punches the narrat-Ow! My f**kin' nose!)

Oh...you can't touch this. Oh, oh oh, oh...Neilsen Time...oh, oh oh, oh...

Heh heh he-wha...wait a minute...I didn't mean...aw f**kin' sh*t "King"...get your mind outta' the gutter.

Everbody gets laid!

You're just lucky I wasn't around during your title reign. Neilsen "Speaks the truth" of the Jungle P.S. Thanks for moving it. fat bastard...

You know... There probably was one.

You sons of bitches.

Edit by HVT... Alright then...let's try putting these in the correct thread. Oh nevermind...I did it for you. Da "I ain't scared of no jungle king dammit" H

Roar mother f**kers. I will now be accepting written apologies by everyone that doubted the original Hardcore King. I will not wear the ICTV Title and as far as I'm concerned it was Neilsen's second title reign and now it's Frost's second title reign. That said...you really had better apologize...but that said, heh, good show on eveyone's part and way to f**kin' go TNT. Of course, now that you've deprived me of the joy of ending the longest World title reign in that belt's history... Well, I'll just leave it at that. I'd just like to say this fed always brought me such enjoyment and this last PPV showed everyone why. I'm not just happy to be a part of this again, but I'm proud to be. I never would have left if I didn't need to and now I can show Neilsen to a whole new audience. This is going to be fun. P.S. Wildchild, my stats'll be up soon. And...oh yeah... Jay Dawg really does suck.

Well, since I've got "the King's" okay... Whatever...all I know is that the red baron punk better be talking to that puppy-loving bastard. Because the only bitch around here must be the freaking "dawg." Christ, even for a wrestling name, "Jay Dawg," how gay can you get? I got to go, this place reeks.

I've just been surfing around here and after seeing this topic, I just had to check it out. That said, after reading the fact that you need a gayass written wrestling thing to draw entertainment from, I can say this without a single fear of being wrong. No one can possibly suck as much as you Jay Dawg, or BeingOwnz or whatever the hell you call yourself.