rising up out of the back seat-nuh

::WMXX, Randy Orton vs HHH. Orton is about to pin HH for the title, when slowly a levitating blob flies to the ring:: JR: Oh my God, it's Kevin Nash! Nash: i'm a big giant brain! aaaah! Orton: Aaaah! ::Orton faints, HHH pins and the brain of Kevin Nash does a happy little dance"" JR: Remember, anything can happen in WWE, folks!

Okay, I know I rock. You know I rock. I know you know I rock. And, to be fair, I do rock. But just knowing it isn't enough. I want a list of the reasons why I own you all. And I want that list to get to 100. So, don't be shy. Tell me why you think I'm better than you. There's no right or wrong answer: any reason why I rock is as valid as the next. Here's a couple to get you started: 1) I'm a qualified palaeontologist 2) I have one of the coolest gimmicks on the board (and if you don't know what it is, I'm not saying) 3) I'm not MikeSC Now it's your turn, plebs!

more chave = more hits.

I've got 85. The last 10 are pissing me off...

If Goldberg hit a bong, he'd probably just break his fist. And why is this in NHB? So we can call Ray a dumb fuck?

I saw them plat their big homecoming in Oxford, 2001 at the end of the Kid A/Amnesiac tour. Amazing band, especially the retreads of the Kid A/Amnesiac songs. I wish they played Like Spinning Plates then, but at least we got Creep. As for Kid Koala, d/l his stuff of the Nathanial Merriweather (aka Dan The Automater) "Lovage" album. The tracks he did ("Everyone has a Summer" and "Koala's lament") are the best things he's ever recoded IMHO. Hell, get the whole album: it rocks!

Download it here! All you have to do is match the pixelated picture to the band/film. It's led to me wasting my entire day... NB: There are some ones no-one outside the UK would get, but there's plenty to keep everyone engrossed.

When did I ban you? And if someone DID ban you, why make mention of it if you want to stay on the board? He was CWMIII, but that was before you had power, I think...

Shut the Fuck Up Someone's in denial...

::thanks God::

Well, that's lumberjacks for ya...

Playboy? Are you eight years old or something? GO HARDCORE~!

Yeah but saying that that match was better than Steve Austin's best match is complete bullshit. His best match being Wargames 1992.....I mean yeah he was just a factor in it but Edge was just a factor in the tag match and I said "Austin's best match easily blows away edge's best match" and she repsonded with the No Mercy tag. Oh and Austin's matches with Steamboat, Benoit, and Angle are also better than that match. Jeez...his matches with Foley are better than that match. Is there anyone else I hate? Well I can't think of any right now aside from Pedophile Man, Video Game Bitch, and Edge Whore....but I'll come up with more later. I've never seen a guy more in need of a good fuck than you. Do us all a favour, get yourself a whore...

Nobody hates me. That's because you all recognise me as being greatly superior to you all. For that, I'd like to thank my loyal plebs for not resenting my brilliance. Especially guys like Johnson, MikeSC and Mik at Cornell. It's so much harder for you guys because you're so much worse than most. And yet, your feeble brains still don't hate me for it. You know I'm so great that jealousy is futile, because you'll just love me again in the morning. So once more, thank you morons. I promise not to mind when you drop my name in conversations. :this post has been paid for by the "chave for mod" campaign party::

Very Yoda-esque...

People dont like me because I have THE NERVE to have a different opinion Yeah, the wrong one.

Heh, editing is fun. As is UGS!

So imagine CWM looking like Rosie, and Marney looking like Kurt then...

I'm ashamed to admit I laughed at that response. Yeah, but then again you are a moron...

I made a difference

Yeah, it would be an improvement. SK can spell.

It's CWM!

Well, SK just jumped the shark...

Only because SK edited out the fact that his post said "statan". Without it the joke meant nothing. Prick.

Dear Diary, If I were a betting man, I'd say SK was Johnson. But I'm not, for legal reasons Sneakily chave.