GIRL: Thank you! Thank you! That thing was gonna kill me!
SPIKE: Well, what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood? I got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit.
GIRL: What?!
SPIKE: I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take 2 steps, break your bloody ankle.
GIRL: I was just trying to get home.
SPIKE: Well, get a cab, you moron. And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van....Stupid cow.