Orson Welles: Rosebud... yes, Rosebud frozen peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness. Wait, that's terrible. I quit.
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Franklin Sherman: [After Jay sees his lost son on TV] Just reach in there an pull him out! That's how I met 'the Fonz'!
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William Shatner: I'm-William-Shatner-and-this-is - "Celebrity 911."-On-tonight's-show-all-calls-from-James-Caan's-house...
[makes face]
William Shatner: KAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!"
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Franklin: Oh son, if I've said it once I've said it a thousand times... who are all you people?