Enigma

He goes back to the Hurricane Helms gimmick on the 12/5 show.

It looks green on mine too.

WWE.Com has already switched every mention of "Gregory Helms" on his bio to "Hurricane Helms".

The best one was during some match, Jackie Gayda got in the ring. Steiner turned around to her and said, "What are you going to do? Suck my dick?"

I think we've all known that the Taker/HBK story is true and any attempt to say it wasn't has always been pretty weak because no details were given.

He's having fun entertaining himself. Leave him alone.

The Austin stuff is funny to go back and watch now, but honestly, at that point no one wanted to see him being McMahon's willful bitch or being Kurt Angle's comedy partner.

The testing agents who observe the divas are female.

Yes, because Manu is the only person on Earth who would ever try and cheat the system.

Earlier in the year, all the workers had to start taking their drug tests in front of supervisors because someone in a developmental territory got busted using a Whizzinator. Back in August when he was taking a drug test, MVP asked the guy supervising him, "Did you go to college?" When the guy resonded, "yes," MVP replied, "So you went to school for four years to look at people's dicks?" The supervisor reported this to Vince and MVP has been getting the 1996 HHH treatment since.

I could see Flair's gripe over Luger leaving because he shook Vince's hand and said he was staying. Then he shows up on Nitro the next night. But he has no beef over Hall and Nash. Hall and Nash both gave their notices months in advance. I could see someone having a problem with Hall because there were some drug issues with him when he left. But overall, Flair's problem with them goes way deeper than how they left the WWF.

This is why the Flair story is different. According to Meltzer, Jim Herd sent Ric Flair's attorney a fax while Flair was on a 2-week, company-approved vacation, saying that Flair needed to fly to Macon, GA immediately and drop the title to Barry Windham on 7/2/91. Flair's attorney called him and told him about the fax. Flair got to a phone and called Herd. He told Herd he wasn't going to do it because he was on a vacation that he approved. Herd accused Flair of holding up the company and fired him. Since WCW made the world champion put a $25,000 deposit on the belt in case something happened to it, Flair told him to get his money back to him as soon as possible. Herd told Flair to fuck off and that he wasn't getting a dime of it back. Flair said, "Fine then" and took the belt to the WWF with him. Herd resigned from WCW in February 1992 and replaced with Kip Allen Frey. Frey really didn't care about getting the title back. Frey resigned to take another job in Turner Broadcasting in May 1992 and was replaced by Bill Watts. They didn't get it back until June 1992 when Bill Watts was in charge.

Haha, I like how you discredit the idea of a Austin vs. Kennedy match and then immediately express the idea of Austin vs. CM Punk. I love the Internet!

Isn't it a little early for this?

I guess no Gail Kim return tonight.

Yes, it was Milena Roucka. I am also glad to see that Triple H was so upset over getting screwed out of the WWE Title.

You know, I can't help but notice how much the guy who says "I can't decide!" in the Smackdown vs. Raw commerical resembles Triple H a lot...

Even Lewis Black says "poop" from time to time.

Of course, Cena's going to tell Vickie to fuck off and unveil his new tricked out World Title belt.

They said a few months ago they had a guy come in with a prototype spinner version of the World Title. Your hopes are unfounded.

Jim Herd to Flair to cut his hair and to start wearing an ear ring.

Yeah, that was one of the conditions of Ross not quitting after being assigned to Smackdown. He told them under no cirumstances was he going to Connecticut for voiceovers.

So Taker had no problem with exposing her to a fatal cobra bite at the wedding reception but slapping her is a no-no? I guess I'll just have to accept it.

Gorilla Monsoon was very open about the fact they weren't live and often mentioned that the show was being taped early in the day.

What I'd like to know is why exactly did Taker turn on Roberts.