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Austin pissing on Arn looked like liquified mustard. Regal's pissing on Big Show looked like green food coloring.

Then that would be William Regal's urine.

Pretty funny how Ashley's spelling, capitalization, and grammar cleaned itself up in that blog post as opposed to her usual "hAy gUyZZZ!!!111" crap.

No, the above poster before you is correct. Her mistakenly calling Edge "The Edge" was her first gaffe.

From PWI:

PWI is reporting that WWE instituted more stringent conditions this week for performers taking drug tests. When the testing began in February 2006, the tests allowed performers to urinate in a container with privacy in a bathroom stall with representatives from Aegis Science, the firm that tests the samples for WWE, outside of the stall. It is believed the new procedures were instituted due to a developmental performer being caught attempting to cheat a test with an unspecified device. The new procedures now require the performers to urinate in the full view of Aegis Sciences representatives. The male performers are now required to lower their pants and underwear to their knees and lift their shirts to their nipples. The female performers were required to lower their bottom-half clothing and underwear to their knees and pull their shirts up high enough to expose their breasts. The representatives who view the tests are sex-specific. Only male reps monitor male tests and female reps monitor female tests.

PWI is claiming that Vince pulled a Bischoff and working the locker room with that and that Adamle and Tazz were in on it. When Adamle came backstage, Vince totally ignored him and Adamle immediately got in his car and left. Tazz didn't even go backstage, he immediately left the building.

That doesn't sound like a wrestling question.

They pushed Maven because they were doing the Tough Enough shit on Smackdown at the time and wanted to remind everyone that Tough Enough really does matter.

How different was the backstage environment from your 1998-2000 run as opposed to when you returned for a 2-shot deal in fall 2004?

I think it's hilarious that when RVD & Sabu got arrested, WWE.Com was quicker than some of the rumor sites to post it. But they still haven't said anything about this.

1) Did the WWF ask you to get tattoos covering your arms in 2000 or did you get them on your own? And if the WWF did, how did you feel going through that process and then being released shortly after? 2) Right after both yourself and Edge debuted in 1998, both of you were involved in a pull-apart brawl that looked like you two were heading for a serious feud based on something that happened in both your pasts. A few weeks later, you and Christian were attacking Kane when Edge ran out and looked like he was going to save him. Then Edge turned and joined up with you on the Kane attack with no real explanation. Was this the plan all along? Or did something get changed after the initial brawl? What was supposed to be the thing in your pasts that caused the feud? 3) Who came up with the bloodbath idea? 4) Was there any reason the Brood had such a short time in Undertaker's Ministry of Darkness? 5) Which did you like better? The Brood (w/ Edge & Christian) or the New Brood (w/ the Hardy Boys)?

I think Bill Goldberg in WCW proved that you don't need mic skills to be a monster babyface.

All the stuff Lashley was saying about Hayes is starting to come together.

Just loyalty service to Undertaker to pad his title reigns. He'll win it at Judgment Day in some sort of gimmick match with Edge.

Hogan should grab Mean Gene for a press conference and said, "WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING BROTHER, I used to wipe my daughter's ass when she was a baby, dude. So why should helping her with suntan lotion when she's older be any different? Right Mean Gene, my main man?" GENE: "OH YEAH, HULK!" HULK: "So WATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHERS, when the 24-inch pythons apply suntan lotion ON YOU?" *Hogan walks off posing and grunting while Gene wraps it up*

Someone who is attending the taping said that Mike Adamle abruptly got up and left the announce table to go backstage before the main event. Tazz stood up and was said to look very confused about what was going on. He sat back down, but eventually left to go backstage too. The announce table was empty during the main event.

Wow. Hogan's hand is right between her legs, likely grazing her vag.

The Ultimate Warrior was doing an interview for a Seattle radio station this morning and suggested a match between him and Vince McMahon at WrestleMania 25. "You know what man, next year is WrestleMania 25. You know when it's your 25th wedding anniversary, you gotta do something that is significant. You gotta do something that stands out from all the other anniversaries. McMahon vs. Warrior: WrestleMania 25. That would be awesome! Instead of our weird attitudes towards one another, let's let it out!"

Wade Keller has added to the Orton incident, explaining that when he was woken up before he wanted to be, Orton took all of his leftover room service food and fired it at them in the hallway. He then walked back in his room laughing.

PWI is reporting that Roddy Piper is backstage at Raw and is expected to be part of tonight's show.

Dave Meltzer is reporting that Randy Orton was involved in an incident during the European tour where he ended up throwing food on some hotel employees who woke him up early. Meltzer says he'll have more info on more incidents during the tour involving Orton which probably contributed to him losing the belt to Triple H last night.

Looks like WWE 2008 spring cleaning has begun. -- Dave Taylor -- Balls Mahoney -- Michael Thompson (developmental talent) -- Torrie Wilson

Who said she can't wrestle again?