Enigma

Who said he lived in a trailer?

I know we all like to make jokes and stuff, but wow, this seriously the kind of stuff that would drive someone to end their life. I hope Hardy can make it through this all right.

No one remembers Maria getting all brainy during Eric Bischoff's "trial" in November 2005? She got called to the stand by Judge McMahon and she all of a sudden had a deeper voice and could use big words.

Holy shit.

The front said "How's your lips?" and the back said "Cause they're about to be smacked off your face!"

According to Batista in his book, Orton was supposed to win the title in the match the day Eddie died so that is debatable. I'm not sure they would have ever put a belt back on him considering how he mentally flaked out during the first reign.

It is even more annoying to see a semi-long newspiece posted twice on the same page. At least skim the page you're on to see if it's been posted before. You honestly have no room to talk about people posting the same news over and over again. You used to do it as well. Plus...am I allowed to mention the wrestlers I've met? I have never posted anything that was on the same page, so don't even go there, Mr. All-Star Referee. And any time I did post anything that was a page or two back that I missed in a quick scan (which at the MAX was MAYBE twice ever), I apologized and didn't berate people.

It is even more annoying to see a semi-long newspiece posted twice on the same page. At least skim the page you're on to see if it's been posted before.

Might want to scroll up a tad. Anyways, the only ECW show I ever went to in December 1999, a ton of the guys were outside the arena just hanging out with fans. I thought it was the coolest thing ever. Paul Heyman, Tommy Dreamer, Raven, Rob Van Dam, The Sandman, Balls Mahoney, and Axl Rotten were out there just hanging out with people like they were one of them. The main topic was how much WCW sucked.

Why would you go up to a wrestler and say "I'm such a mark for you!" One of the things wrestlers really, REALLY hate is when John Q. Public comes up to them and uses the carny/smart speak to them. Ric Flair has said this is one of the quickest ways to get treated like shit by a wrestler. That would probably explain why MVP was cold.

Jason Powell of ProWrestling.Net is reporting that Jeff Hardy had a very long, private meeting with Vince McMahon and John Laurinaitis about his 60-day suspension for his second violation of the WWE wellness policy. Although WWE spokesperson, Gary Davis, would not specify the drug Hardy tested positive for, multiple sources told Powell that the suspension was related to recreational drug use and not anything steroid-related. Hardy was said to be subdued and quiet backstage at Raw Monday. Some said he was very careful to watch what he said to the other wrestlers because he knew it could come back to haunt him later. There's no word on whether he was asked to seek treatment. The wellness policy states that the company reserves the right to make the second suspension indefinite if the violator refuses requested treatment. Hardy left WWE in April 2003 for failing two consecutive recreational drug tests in the days before WWE had a wellness policy. He was asked to seek rehabilitiation, but told them he didn't think he needed it and would rather leave. In June 2004 he joined TNA, who largely looked the other way concerning his drug use. He fell out of favor in the company by constantly no-showing TV tapings. TNA finally cut ties with him in December 2005 after no-showing that month's PPV that he was advertised on. He returned to WWE in September 2006, with the company being under the impression that he was clean. However, Hardy was suspended for 30 days in August 2007 for a recreational drug test violation. He won the Intercontinental Title back from Umaga (after dropping it to him in his last pre-suspension appearance) on his first day back from suspension and held it ever since his return from the suspension until he dropped it to Chris Jericho on this week's Raw. Hardy has always marched to the beat of his own drum and has a history of shrugging off the idea of getting treatment, so it will be interesting to see where this goes. If his suspension stays at 60 days, he will be eligible to return on the May 12, 2008 edition of Raw. Of course, a third violation would be a mandatory firing.

No, they added some wacky rule later on where the rule only counts in one-on-one matches.

Yeah its Triple H's fault Jeff is a junkie. That's not what I said at all, jackass. That clearly implies that Triple H is the reason Jeff went back to being a junkie. Or are you insinuating that Triple H switched piss cups with Jeff? I'm saying I don't think Jeff Hardy appreciated having to take a crazy bump only to see his push die immediately and have his spot taken over by Triple H. I'm not saying that to bash Triple H. I would have used any other person's name in there if that's what the situation warranted. What is your wedgie about this?

Yeah its Triple H's fault Jeff is a junkie. That's not what I said at all, jackass.

This is the entire Angle/Puder story from the Observer I posted back in November 2004. Kurt Angle vs. Daniel Puder: The Whole Story

There's a part of me that believes Jeff went back to his old ways after seeing his WWE Title push evaporate and HHH take back over his spot. Kind of like "So, they had me jump 25 feet off the Raw set for no reason."

You've got to be fucking kidding me. What a fucking screw-up. I'll never get behind him again like I did this time around. I thought he had cleaned up his act. Oh well.

This is a dead ass crowd now.

So...that's it?

I wonder if they can put together any other matches using the road agents... On second thought, I don't think they can. Heck, I can't even find a match they can use Jim Duggan for, unless Ted DiBiase is wrestling tonight (Rematch from WMIV). Skinner's only WM match was against Owen Hart at WM8. For obvious reasons, that ain't happening.

It might as well not.

Knowing WWE, Michaels vs. Flair will be one of the first matches so that people's ADD can keep them from being dampened by the face's big win in the main event.

Why are we putting spoiler tags on something that happened at a house show? At the Smackdown/ECW house show on Saturday night in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, MVP defeated Jamie Noble to qualify for the Money in the Bank match at WM24.

Why???? I wouldn't even remember watching ANY wrestling PPV when I was 8, nevermind what day of the week it was. Summerslam 92 was memorable for me because my VCR fucked up when I was recording it and I was pissed about it. It was the first PPV I had ever seen that I hadn't been able to record.