SuperJerk

Yeah, its like the stories were taking place in some kind of pocket universe of suck.

I think Marvel's gone too far by having Spider-Man reveal his secret identity. I can accept it with someone like Captain America, who doesn't have a life outside of super-heroing, but Spider-Man? The character just committed suicide as far as I'm concerned.

Why the hell would anyone teach creationism in history class, except to to point to it as an idea that belongs on the scrap heap of history with fascism, divine right of kings, and the New Coke.

Those are two of the hottest bitches in the history of Star Trek. And Jeri Ryan ain't bad, either.

WHOA SEND THAT TO AL FRANKEN Al Franken doesn't really do comedy anymore, send it to Stephanie Miller, she'll do a skit about it Website Wiki of the show she's the daughter of Barry Goldwater's running mate, by the way THAT Stephanie Miller? She had a late night talk show around the time Johnny Carson retired thast lasted about 5 episodes. I remember she had Michael "Worf" Dorn on the show (who I'll admit is a pretty good looking guy without the make-up) and she just about knocked the set over with her tongue hanging out of her mouth. This, folks, is the stuff I remember. Not my mom's birthday. Not my wife's favorite flower. Stuff like this. Its like my brain is specially wired for stupid trivia.

I thought I read somewehere Aunt May already knows. Jameson, on the other hand... I did a little research...yeah apparently Aunt May does know...I wish I could have seen that issue. She walked in on him wearing his Spider costume. The next issue she berated him for not telling her sooner, since she didn't know why Peter thought she couldn't handle it. I think this happened back in 2001.

Speaking of X-Force, it wouldn't be a bad idea to expand this discussion into "worst X-team."

That was inspired, but I have to take my hat off to the Beastie Boys reference in the Star Wars one.

Yes. I watched "Best of Both Worlds" again recently and I just wanted to slap the shit out of her the entire time. And I think Selar and Lefler were only note-worthy because of the actresses who played them. Selar because the actress came back a couple of times as different people, and Lefler because the actress later achieved chick-flick stardom.

Gee...I really wonders who they could be talking about...hmmmm....I really have no clue...trying to figure this out is going to be a real crisis...

That's just the eyeliner fading out. I'm just surprised he hasn't gotten rid of Maria yet. I figured he would be on at least 3 divas by this point. Maria's probably awesome in bed. She seems like the kind of girl who'd agree to just about anything.

Vince sees it as a potential source of revenue.

^Awesome.^

See? Here it is.

OCD a little? I'm not looking forward to wading through page after page of another long battle over evolution. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...dpost&p=2238133

I was wondering that myself. Vince COULD have RVD throw the WWE belt down, but why crap on that legacy. He'll be double champ until he gives it back to Cena, which is why the name plate hasn't changed and RVD didn't breal off the spinner. The nameplate said "RVD".

How did I know someone was going to say this? Its been almost half a decade since 9/11. Coppolla only waited 4 years after the end of the Vietnam War to make Apocalypse Now. Casablanca was made while WW2 was still going on. Dr. Strangelove was only 2 years after the Cuban Missile Crisis (which it was loosely based on).

Evolution has been scrutinzed and tested repeatedly forthe last century and a half. Its withstood the test of scientific inquiry, and the disproven elements of the theory have been disproven by scientists who replaced it with even more compelling evidence that it is true. These "logic gaps" you speak of are figments of the Christian's right's imagination. DNA mapping alone shows the common ancestry of life on Earth, and natural selection has be proven a fact as well. There has yet to be a more credible theory presented that oberves scientific fact. The book of Genesis is a laundry list of biological impossibilities and violations of the laws of physics. We already have an evolution thread for this discussion. I suggest we revisit it if more needs to be said. Personally, I'm offended that Coulter refers to schools as churches of liberalism, given how many school boards are controlled by the Christian right. Kids ARE allowed to pray in school. Most liberals are not atheists, and objections to references to God in public are done to protect the rights of religious minorities, not to push atheism on kids. There have been schools that took the ban on school led prayer too far, but that was because of misinterpretation, not because of a liberal conspiracy to turn kids into atheists. She's also taking the one or two school districts that pass out condoms and trying to say that all schools are like that. Unless Ann's a virgin herself, I don't see how she can possibly object to schools teaching about birth control and STDs. I agree that schools shouldn't be passing out free condoms, but I totally support the notion that kids need to be told about them. Condoms prevent abortions, which Ann claims she's against. I really don't get that double standard. Conservatives who don't want abortion, also don't want kids to know about contraception! Have all of these abstinense only program actually worked? But, hey, none of that matters, because Ann gets to yell "Public schools are giving away condoms to your kids!" any time she has a problem with public education. And I doubt most liberal even know who the hell Mumia is, and I don't hear a massive uproar to free him. Hell, if it wasn't for kkktookmybabyaway (the TSM poster, not the song), I'd never even heard of the guy. Coulter is just trying to sell books by warning people about fake boogie-men. That's her modus operandi, take a few isolated incidents and blow them up to make it look like everyone who's ever voted for a Democrat endorses every letter of the most extreme liberal's agenda.

I'm sure she put as much research into it as Malkin put into her book on the Japanese internment.

Tonight, after ECW, stay tuned for the network television debut of...BATS! Actually, the lame striptease thing would've been the perfect time for it. Right as she's about to take her top of, we hear "EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!" and out comes Cyrus. CM Punk could play the Steve Corino role. The Zombie and that vampire bloke could be the Dupps I don't care what anyone says, Cyrus as the leader of the Network was great. He really sounded like he gave a damn for TNN shows. I still want a three man commentary with Taz, Joey Styles and Richard Dean Anderson. The WWE should be making this happen. He could tell stories about the set of Sci-Fi's hit series STARGATE SG-1, which would totally appease Sci-Fi. Plus it draws in that surprisingly strong Richard Dean Anderson demographic. Change that to Ben Browder and you've actually got a good idea. And while we're at it, Sci-Fi needs to rerun that Farscape episode where Crichton fights Harvey in a dumpster match.

I didn't like the characters. It was a long time ago, but I think it was mainly because the author spent too much time using recycled guest-stars from TNG episodes as the main characters. I was also annoyed because the captain was supposed to be an alien, but they went out of their way to make him as human as possible.

Apparently she also goes after evolution in this book. -from the book cover

I AM GOING TO MAKE MY POINT BY GETTING LOUDER AND LOUDER. It'd be nice to see Coulter actually debate someone instead of shouting accusations and acting indignant when someone makes a counter-point. Is Matt Lauer gonna have to choke a bitch?

All the ECW Threads are now merging to form Voltron.Please do not sully the name of Voltron by associating it with this show. Oh come on man, ECW Threads are like voltron. The more you put together, the higher are hopes get about ECW. I don't think that even the Blazing Sword could have saved this show. This thread needs to get its ass kicked by the Robeast for a few more pages before making its babyface comeback.

That whole "this isn't canon but you can't do anything outside what we say" rule helps absolutely no one. I tried the New Frontier books when they first came out, but didn't like them.