Sideburnious

Whoah she looks like a dude I know

Happy Birthday, have a good one.

Sexy Bitch

I bet his wife left him for a porn star and he's been bitter since.

She looks a bit like the shiny girl.

I was supposed to shit in a (decoration) tin can then return it to the person's kitchen, who's house we were in. I couldn't shit and all I could do was piss in it. I washed it out though. Nobody wants a tin of piss.

Yeah, like Fook said, Sodomy crimes will take a drastic rise along with lube sales.

That dude in that Numa Numa video looks like this guy I know. True story.

What about making Star Boy the Captain of Outer Space. I wouldn't see that coming.

Meh, it's ust Wuthering Heights but they changed the names of the characters and the cover.

Dammit! Lifetime has gotten to Black Lushus. He'll be singing Hallmark channel praises next.

Meh, Goldberg's beard is greyer than Macho Man's

<{POST_SNAPBACK}> DIRTY GIRL!

No, it's actually "DIRTY GIRL" but I say it in such a way that it makes women swoon

I like Czech's use of the word "Dirty". It reminds me of a catchprase I have.

I'm gonna say feed them their parents (always a classic)

http://www.smdforum.net/forum/portal.php

I'm guessing no which makes it even more hilarious. Maria, welcome. Have fun because you probably will, just don't take 90% of the shit here seriously.

X-Factor wasn't that bad a stable and had some good workers. The only problem was X-Pac at this point was stale and yes, that theme music was really bad. And I think X-Pac did defect towards the end of the InVasion when they realised is all he gets is boo'ed.

Congradulations! But why is everyone getting engaged? Is it because its the summer or what?

That light is making his hair look like Don King

I'd say he'll go to japan, he'd make more money there. After his Fozzy tour that is.

Nero McClane

I'd do it if I could call collect and got to ask "Is St. I Drink Rats Milk there please?".

Is that the money you've saved with 1-800 COLLECT?