Toshiaki Koala

I really wish the next GOP debate would just be Ron Paul talking for two hours.

Mike Gravel rules all, and I say that without a trace of irony.

Download "The Laws Have Changed." It's really, really great.

This is real.

Eh, it's still forty pounds lighter than the Colossal Squid.

I don't think the DVDVR folks are well liked around these parts. They said some mean things about Shawn Michaels a few years ago, don't you know.

Weezer - "Tired of Sex"

Phelps might be the funniest man alive today.

I'm pretty sure an Eagle Owl has killed a gentleman as well (some bloke who was trying to band its young), as has its smaller but equally terrifying American cousin the Great Horned Owl. They're still not a patch on this guy. It could fucking swallow dogs fucking whole.

http://www.mosnews.com/news/2007/03/22/harrypotter.shtml The culprit, according to other sources:

Jerry's will. Hitchens' touching eulogy.

Great news. I'd have preferred Pat Robertson but I'm definitely not gonna complain.

Same girl as in the chokeslam clip:

That DVD cover I posted is real, by the way.

Ministry - "N.W.O."

I watched this last night and was cracking up over it all day. Mean Gene's expression is even better than in the Patera promo.

And you're not making things any better by denigrating them.

I used to have a Ford Taurus...