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FrozenBlockOfPiss if you would, kind Dames.

Yeah, I'm sorry. It's all my fault. It just started out as a little game. I didn't mean for it to go this far.

Mr. Piss' cats ran away, you insensetive bastards!

Trust me, I'd steal more than $10.39.

Discount plastic surgery?

No...

Dutch repellent?

No.

Do I feel guilty about posting this much with out anything to say now that post counts are locked?

Jack's discount dentist?

The remaining morale of Vikings fans? I hear that's going cheap now.

One of my 16 nieces and nephews?

Stilts?

Mom and Pop's Discount Baby Hotdogs?

Video rentals? Porno mag?

Have you for any reason needed to buy a large amounts of pencil erasers?

Large amount of those mini bottles of Smirnoff?

Gas or fast food? Or did you buy a discount kidney from Miguel?

Car wash or really cheap hooker that takes check cards?

<===========Not Marsha.

The gnomes helped. They were sick of being stuck in your basement.

*steals gnomes and pot*

*Gives Blue the best newcomer award* What do you mean you aren't chave? *takes award back*

The Pissy Bunch? Piss Bunch! Meet The Piss Bunch! They're a bunch of freaky fucking cats. From the town of Pisston, They like eating sweets and wearing hats. *applause* Or applesauce, which ever works.

*brandishes both my awards* Welcome back.