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This was sent to my by aim. Not sure validity. Rey Mysterio successfully defended his title against Kanyon Undertaker def Nunzio Zack Gowen and Sable had a series of vignets where she seduced him and then told him that he could never pleasure her. Then Vince came in after Zack was thrown out. He told Sable good job and everything like that. In a later segment, Stephanie came in and went off on Vince about how she used to want to be like him but doesn't anymore..She got pretty emotional. Benoit def Rhyno in first round of US Title tournament...It looks like they broke up.. Kurt Angle made his in ring return against Charlie Haas. He beat him via Angle Slam. Then Shelton came back out and they double teamed Angle. Lesnar came out to help Angle. Brock def Big Show via DQ from Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas interference. Kurt Angle came out to help and was chokeslammed for his efforts. Mr America then came out to help but received the same fate. **I think this is after they went off the air** Angle, Mr America, and Lesnar got rid of Show, Benjamin, and Haas. Then, they celebrated in the ring and Mr America even took off his mask. He looks alot like Hogan..Then it pretty much ended..

Smackdown Shocker: Mr America Revealed to be Teddy Long who now unmasked will continue to fued with Mr. McMahon over Steph's Love in a Sable on a pole match.

Yep Triple H.

Great Minds think alike.

I've always supported making A-Train grow a Mohawk and wrestle as Zangeif(sp?) from Street Fighter 2. I'd mark for a Jump Spinning Piledriver.

Naked Rikishi, Mark Henry, Vicera returning from the dead(and NwaTna) bringing with him Cheex in a battle for the right to become Maid of honour for Steph's wedding.

Who wouldn't love to nail Vince in the head with that tennisball gun?

To pass the time till the real Smackdown spoilers are posted try to come up with a fake show worse than the real thing. Job Kurt Angle clean to Albert. Have Brian Hebner crown himself crusierweight champion after changing the rules mid-match. Have A Big Show-Billy Gunn-Torrie Wilson three-way. Have fun.

Good thing Austin only drinks beer. If he was drinking whiskey he would have gone up in flames from Kane's pyro.

Yeah We haven't had enough Austin tonight yet!!!

Oh No Triple H is gonna tell us about another corpse f*cking.

Is this punishment for killing Steph's cat or something in a former life?

I know I was just referring to Brawl for All and some possiblilities on consequences.

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Ok look at it this way, Kazushi Sakuraba took on Wanderlei Silva and because of the injuries he sustained in their first match has pretty much ended his carreer as a top fighter. Also with the risk involved in shoot matches much higher wages would be required to said competitorto justify risk. Would you take a shoot match with Goldberg or a Steiner who has a history of sloppiness and stiffness. Time off between apperences would also be needed to allow recovery from fights.

MMA can't work on the same card as worked matches. Brawl for All didn't work because you can't throw any big names or even high midcards into a match without a huge gamble on their credibility. It killed Dr. Death right away and imagine one of our favorites getting injured during a match.

HOLY SHIT!

OK, now I'm done vomiting after posting these spoilers.

From Da Meltz SMACKDOWN Rey Mysterio b Matt Hardy Billy Gunn b A-Train Undertaker b Johnny Stamboli Basham Brothers b Benoit & Rhyno John Cena b Funaki Brock vs. Big Show ended after Brock gave Big Show a superplex off the top and the entire ring imploded. It was absolutely insane and received a 10 minute holy shit chant. The corner posts all shot out and the ring fell straight to the floor.

I'm too sad to really type anything but, this sucks.

What is the general verdict on "Willy the worker"? I was away from a working computer since the second collumn posted on 1bob. Was it every really true and any chance it's related to Jeff hardys release. Thanks for any response.

^^^^^You made my day!

Go Sagat defeat the one who defeated Iori.

I've heard good things about this clip but unfortunately my tape ran out. Came anybody post this please?

I watched it all the time. Riot and Ice Cold were the best . Riot actually looked like she knew what she was doing. Ice cold just had a cool psycho bitch personaility kinda like Victoria.