CanadianChris

Mack Brown whines about the new clock rules: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2583128 He may have a point that the new rules are dumb, but insinuating Texas LOST because of the clock is just petty whining.

I'd give it to David Crosby before Bubba Crosby.

Are the Giants ever going to make an interception?

This whole Manning vs. Manning thing would be a lot better if one was a QB and the other was a linebacker.

LaVar Arrington, you are a complete tool.

Jeremy and Natalie from Sports Night.

I thought Pink was just going to be something they did for the opening game. I can't believe we have to see this every week.

I need one stop by Arizona to pull out a miraculous comeback. EDIT: Dammit.

Roddick just looked like he gave up after losing the third.

How long before Owens starts insinuating Bledsoe is gay? I give it two weeks after this performance.

Some real doozies in that slate of games. The Syracuse/Illinois battle should be riveting.

Hey, what do you know...ANOTHER Plummer interception. That one should kill the game. We want Cutler *clap clap clapclapclap*

Anyone get stuck with the 6-6 barnburner in Detroit?

Please tell me you weren't actually worried about the Mets' chances of winning the East.

And a nice stop by the Denver D is negated by a roughing the kicker penalty. Nice. I keep reminding myself that the Broncos sucked in last year's opener as well, and still got to the AFC title game.

Amazingly, the Broncos are still in this game. Mike Bell just ripped off a huge run. EDIT: Of course, the very next play, Plummer throws another pick. Fuck you, Jake.

MOTHERFUCKER. Plummer throws a stupid, stupid pass that gets picked off. I want Cutler. Now.

Geez, I picked the Pats in the survivor pool, too.

McNabb to Stallworth ties the game. McNabb made the most beautiful ball fake you'll ever see. There was no one within 15 yards of Stallworth when the ball got there.

NO POINTS FOR YOU! The Denver D holds, and the Rams doink a FG on 4th and goal from the 27.

Christ, Plummer fumbles and the Rams end up with the ball inside the Denver 5. I'm counting the days until the Jay Cutler era begins in Denver.

From what I've seen and heard, they're pretty much just being the Bills offense.

Maroney looked awesome on that last run. I still can't believe he fell to the Patriots.

Javon Walker is going to make me forget Ashley Lelie ever existed.