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That Armageddon must have been really bad. I didn't find any redeeming qualities to Bash 91 besides the AWESOME crowd that shit on every quarter-assed match they put on.

Wow, ESPN.com was really screwed up then. It had the Yankees in front by 5.

Typical night in the AL East...the top 3 teams all did the same thing (in this case, the Sox, Yankees and Jays all won or are way ahead).

Because heels attack faces?

Wouldn't you?

That's the point. I love a great wrestling match, but for crying out loud, learn to have some fun. I get WWE Jukebox partially because of the absurdly ridiculous content that they'll occasionally put up, and an Oz match is just that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why does not liking shitty wrestling -- and I'm talking REALLY SHITTY wrestling -- mean I don't know how to have fun? I watched Oz the first time he came around, and I thought it was stupid then too.

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That was me...it'll be back shortly.

Clarke could go out and trade for the entire 2003-04 Pittsburgh Penguins roster -- minus Mario -- and his job would be safe. He's there for life (either his or Snyder's). Oh, I loathe him so.

That's a no-brainer. Name pitcher? Check. Over the hill? Check. Bad stats? Check. Sign him up.

Wirtz HAD to do something. If he stays pat, he loses what's left of his fanbase, after being one of the biggest advocates about needing cost certainty to compete. I can't see them making much more of a splash though, at least not this season.

Blackhawks signed Adrian Aucoin away from the Islanders. Aucoin's a good player, but I doubt he'll make the Hawks any less irrelevant.

Wow, that's a shitty looking lineup. All the matches in their vault, and they have to pull out an OZ match? C'mon.

Analyst for the Canadian Department of Health. Or, I do nothing and get paid $75k/yr for it. Either/or.

When did he say this? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> On a university speaking tour a couple of years back.

Chan Ho Park was pulled from his start tonight against Toronto. He appears to be about to be traded.

That happened to me at first too. Did you do the restore when Windows prompted you?

I'm sure he will, but I sure didn't want to see him enter the game at any point last night.

Peerless Price, for the sheer irony.

IT'S OVER!!! Jays win 2-1 in 18.

OK, I lied. Jays have the winning run at 3rd with 1 out.

I give up. This game could very well go 20, although with Pete Walker pitching his third inning, and only the God-awful Brandon League remaining in the Jays bullpen, I sort of doubt it.

Going to the 17th now. This is now the longest game ever played in Toronto.

I can't say as I blame him, though, given how the company's used him.

Easy, they were playing the Dodgers. Jason Phillips has the third-worst rate of throwing out runners in the majors. Only Piazza and Kendall are worse.