TSA09

Well for starters, the whole "she was abused" story, followed by the "tears when we kissed" and now the "telling off the big scary football player that was hitting on her by giving him a lengthy speech". Not to mention the fact that you are hyping each one of your dates like it's next week's main event. That's why we compare your shit to fiction.

I was thinking the same thing. I still fail to believe this horseshit. This has now gotten 100% worse than any shitty ass romance novel. And who the fuck goes to Barnes and Noble on a "date"? You lead a very dull and pathetic life.

Thanks guys! I'm not drunk yet, I'll probably be drunk when my friend's take me out later this week

Good, if it was up to me I'd kill him for good measure but too bad we won't do that. Now I'm sure just because these people can never be happy about something, the liberals will probably take Wildbomb's excuse and bitch that we haven't gotten Bin Laden or some stupid shit. Can't please'em all.

Exactly

Ignore him and he'll just shut up

Leaving a trail might be alittle sick. Whatcha think?

I wanted to do one "Bleeds For A Week and Leaves" but I guess the mods didn't like it. Damn them, I would have only posted for one week a month.

I'm sure you are.

What about NewMe?

mine was a 1995 Ponitac Grand AM......it was nice for a year then turned into a piece of shit. Now I only get new cars

You have a bush?... Mine's 7 1/2.

Poor guy

AoO, I didn't know you worked in my office. Except our age range is 22-45, but we still have those conversations daily.

You'll still cry during sex.

You mean it isn't now?

I mentioned that a few pages back. Yes because she asked you about the female reproductive tract and you just "clicked"

So, if a girl has sex with you before a few months has passed, she has no respect for you? Am I reading that right? I think you are reading it right. It is a crock of shit. I can't wait til she dumps his James Dean wannabe ass and he cries to us about how much he "loved" her. that's bullshit. The girl I'm dating now, we had sex on date #1. and #2... and so on. She totally respects herself. I think that's a copout rawmvp. Some people are just confident enough to handle first date sex stigma, and some aren't. He tends to exaggerate the truth ALOT. I believe that he got the chick, but all the filler bullshit I'm not believing. I've also had sex on the first or second date and I respect myself.

So, if a girl has sex with you before a few months has passed, she has no respect for you? Am I reading that right? I think you are reading it right. It is a crock of shit. I can't wait til she dumps his James Dean wannabe ass and he cries to us about how much he "loved" her.

He'll definately cry during sex.

Pics of you and her together.....it can't be a pic of you and she is in the background. That doesn't count.

And if by chance it is true, I feel sorry for them.....well kinda. I mean this is just fucking horrible. I bet the first time they have sex he'll cry and say it was tears of joy and excitement. That is right before he has premature ejaculation and the night is over before it started.

More crappy bullshit. You need Queer Eye for the Straight Guy badly. Knock off the leather jacket and "hard-ass" image you are trying to set. You're not James Dean so stop acting like you are. I said it before, no wonder you are dating a forgein chick, American girls wouldn't buy into this shit. And no Eric, I still find it shitty shitty romance novel writing. I honest think we need to call Carson and the rest of the Queer Eye bunch and tell them we have the perfect candidate for the show.

Your first problem is you work with your mother. How the hell can you do anything stupid with your mom watching? And why get drunk with your mom watching to begin with? That's like asking for it.

Okay good, I thought I was going nuts when I saw you as a mod.