Murmuring Beast

Quiet you.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/ Yea, that's a good point.

You will be sued.

I should note that I have no desire to read a story with Pegasus in it, especially with him stalking anyone.

Wild Pegasus stalking Leena? ( I want that in a seperate story to the Carnival one though ) Really. The possibilities are endless.

I want Carnival in the next story.

Masterchef, ha. And no, I could never teach anyone guitar. I tried with my sister and gave up after 10 minutes. I'm just about managing with myself. Anyway, I'm off out - Queen's Park supporters meeting. Subzero temps outside.

Singer and rhythm guitarist. Songwriter also (laughter). We've just started. I'm hoping my skin will clear up any time this decade if I'm going to be any use as a frontman...

They'll probably laugh. Only footballers can get away with crap hair.

I am obsessed with Television (the band) at the moment. My band are doing a cover of 'Foxhole'.

Also, I need a haircut. I have a bit of a mullet at the moment.

Yea, you'll wreck your teeth. I've become very concious about my teeth recently, although I don't really do anything about it. They are going off-colour and getting quite jagged in places. I'm only 20 as well.

Bigger farce value, I suppose. It made me laugh because I saw it on this board. Usually I hurl the wrapper to the ground and instead of the desired thud, it just floats pathetically to the carpet until I pick up a week later.

Penguins are alright. Read me out one of the jokes.

Does Joe Cole do heroin? He looks like a ghost all the time.

I need to go out but I'm glued to this computer always, not eating at any point.

Aren't all Bon Jovi songs the same? If you haven't got anything good to sing, put your head in the toilet and shit in it.

I really really really don't get Live at Leeds. It really exposes The Who as little more than a five-minute-song rock band (exceptions, yada).

You snobs.

Why I thought he was Scottish I have no idea. Fucking Journey - never heard a song by them. I think I hate them though. I'm gonna turn avatars back off - some of them are just terrible.

I've never seen it available on tap up here. What about Coors though? Fucking vile.

Who's the guy in your avatar? He looks Scottish. It's been annoying me. Ta.

It's 3-1 Switzerland. Fucking crap again.

This is falling apart.

It's 3-1 now.