Murmuring Beast

Happy Birthday!

Well, apart from you.

REM are shit. And that coming from an REM fan.

Ryechnaia Sobaka, I'm calling you out.

No luck, pal. I'm in the unemployed club too and it's awful. Good luck to you in the future though.

I hope he's not dead.

Even if this is a joke, I'm simply not going to take anything you say seriously from now on. Do you wear a monocle?

I do not get this band at all.

What should I listen to now to be up to speed? Edit: I have lots of time.

Albums I've heard from this year Paul McCartney: Memory Almost Full Not great. Some good songs, but no classics. 2/5 Nick Lowe: At My Age Very enjoyable to listen to. Sorta laidback album. 3/5 Rilo Kiley: Under the Blacklight I was very disappointed with this. 1.5/5 The Fall: Reformation Post TLC Absolutely a solid record; a very good live sound. Sometimes overly long, but good overall. 3.5/5 Therefore The Fall are winning so far.

Not great, but I rarely go to the dentist. I ran into a goalpost in a heroic act of playing football when I was 11 and part of a front tooth got chipped. It was filled at the time but it has been coroded since. My bottom row are slightly crooked and my top row overlap somewhat as I turned down a brace in my early teens. I'm not having that shit in my mouth. They are a bit off-colour too, but so what - having good teeth would only look out of place with my scarred face

Bumping this here. Lennon wasn't the leader of the Beatles. Of the Quarrymen, oh sure.

Simple Minds - All The Things She Said - Dated, over-the-top, but good all the same...Well, I like the song, alright?!

WARNING The following may be an Enigma post.

Yea, he looks past it; although Strachan did freeze him out.

It's like she was never away.

We couldn't match our old giant-killing act from last season against Hibs and lost 2-1. We were fucking brilliant and that's all that matters though. I love this team, fucking hell.

I'm bored I'm the chairman of the board, I'm a lengthy monologue I'm livin' like a dog I'm bored I bore myself to sleep at night I bore myself in broad daylight coz I'm bored Just another slimy bore I'm free to bore my well-bought friends And spend my cash until the end coz I'm bored I'm bored I'm the chairman of the board I'm sick I'm sick of all my kicks I'm sick of all the stiffs I'm sick of all the dips I'm bored I bore myself to sleep at night I bore myself in broad daylight coz I'm bored I'm bored Just another dirty bore All right doll-face Come on and bore me I'm sick I'm sick of all my kicks I'm sick of all the stiffs I'm sick of all the dips I'm sick I'm sick when I go to sleep at night I'm still sick in the broad daylight coz I'm bored I'm bored I'm the chairman of the. . . BORED!

Well, I laughed.

I thought this would be a VanHalen topic.

Manson's album good? Nah... Better than I thought it would be though.

I feel that Fergie will fall back on his old psychology tricks this season. Let's face it, no one does it better.

One of the idiots drops a girl on her head right at the end of the video. Yes, I watched the whole thing.

Quite a few Chinese Buffet places in Glasgow.