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Raw has certainly improved some tonight without Austin or Shane being on it, and hell, even Lawler made me laugh for once tonight when he kept pissing JR off.

*HHH realizes that he hasn't been drinking YJ Stinger lately and worries about it. A yellow jacket suddenly flies into HHH's house and stings him in the ass." HHH:"Yeeeeeeeooowwwwwwww--uhhhh!!" Steph:"What's wrong, Paul?" HHH:"I think I forgot to buy some more YJ Stinger-uhhhh because that's the only way to control yellow jackets-uhhh from stinging me-uhhh!"

I'm tired of AMW too, but just be glad Chris Harris isn't still smoking a cigarette while James Storm calls him "buckaroo" until Harris tells Storm to stop the Cowboy gimmick. Those segments were HORRIBLE.

The match was actually 6 minutes? Well, I guess WWE pulled another RVD/Jerry Lynn Sunday Night Heat on us.

JR:"Bah Gawd, they gotta adapt to thuh dubbya dubbya E stahle, and ah think they did a good job of doin' so! Yew damn smarks don't know whut's good fer you!"

A Blacker? That would probably be the label for Carlton Banks and The Coach. Coach just doesn't sound right when he tries to act too black ("In....da HOUUUUUUUUUSSSSSE!").

What if she says "This marriage was very UNNECESSARY. I just want to date you."? Get the pun?

I was referring to Goldberg mulekicking Bret Hart in the head, which ended his career.

8. Goldberg just looks like a Stone Cold wannabe, but Kane actually does look scary without the mask, despite the fact that he resembles Uncle Fester currently. 9. Kane hasn't tried to end a wrestling legend's career yet

We can't let that happen before we have Jarrett go over Punk and/or Raven. Dear God, don't let THAT argument seep into this thread. It's also an extremely baseless claim. If that's the case, then why is it that the prediction about AJ losing the title to Jarrett after looking like a weak Champion for so long came true? Believe me, Jarrett is probably thinking about killing Punk's and/or Raven's heat before a Punk/Raven feud is even started, and then the crowd won't care because of it and then Dutch will figure out a way to make the feud suck even more.

Yeah, might be too high-brow for Nashville or Memphis or wherever the hell they run from. Jeff Jarrett:"What the hayell's Straight Edge? Does it refer to mah geetar bein' pointed own the handle?

Oh, sorry. I have Windows XP, and the computer is an HP Pavilion 563w.

That's right, I'm back in this forum, and I'm having trouble again. Recently, there has been this other wrestling forum I've been going to for a while now, and the site freezes whenever I'm there and gives me an "End now" dialog box, so I click End now, then there's a "Send Error Report" message that pops up, so then I click Close and the window closes. I also noticed that with 2 of the PC checking programs I downloaded recently, there are 110 errors on my computer, so I decide to get them fixed, but it says I have to have an unlock key, and the only way to get one is by ordering with $30, $60, or $130, and I don't want to waste my money on something like that because I want the errors fixed for free. I've tried defragmenting my computer, cleaning Drive C in the Control Panel, cleared history, deleted cookies, and deleted files, but none of that has worked. So does anyone know how I can stop the error messages from popping up and get rid of the errors without having to pay money? Help would be appreciated.

Huh? Other than XXX, I don't know what the hell you mean by that. If you ask me, things were just as bad then as they are now (possibly worse with Jarrett, Sting, Luger, and Hogan later in the main-event scene).

Don't worry, I think it's already starting to grow back.

It was the match where Juventud hit Rey in the face with the title as Rey was flying off the top rope to the outside while Juventud held the belt up in the air. That's the match I'm talking about. About Art Barr, if that wasn't him (it couldn't have been if this match took place in 1995 anyway), then was it someone dressing up like him (Rey's managing wrestler wore a white mask, had a mullet like Barr once did, and had a white and black outfit on)?

*Nevermortal plays as Jericho and faces HHH in a regular Exhibition match while hearing Meltzer say "HHH will win the title back from Jericho at Wrestlemania after Jericho had to clean up dog crap on Raw" in 2002*. Don't you think something like that would distract you and you'd end up losing if you were playing on Expert difficulty?

So it was probably 5-21-94 then? Thought so.

I thought there was a different match on KaZaA with 5-21-95 on it that had Art Barr (how? I thought he died the year before) managing Mysterio and Psychosis managing Juventud. It's true because I looked at the date and watched the match.

Watch their 5/21/95 match, it's a lot better.

Yeah, like Stephanie McMahon, unfortunately.

STOP BRINGING UP OLD POSTS!!! I've been noticing a lot of people doing that lately and it's fucking pointless.

Well, Bobby Heenan did call Goldberg "Da Man" in WCW (though I'm pretty sure Bischoff or Turner forced him to say it just to kiss their asses and sound stupid on TV). WWE Marketing's next Shopzone items: Victoria: Pink t-shirt with "Victoria" in black letters with "Da Psycho Bitch" on the back Chris Jericho: Da King of Bling-Bling purple t-shirt Any more possible suggestions for bad WWE t-shirt ideas that the crack-smoking marketers could use?

Well, Raven and D-Lo Brown haven't died yet, fortunately.

I know. In fact, not too long ago, when my parents weren't in the house, I kept doing an impression of The Undertaker a few times saying that to poke fun at him.