Silence

"When I need an extra boost of strength-uhhhh, I take YJ Steroids-uhhhh! Feel the needle-uhhh up your ass-uhhh with YJ Steroids-uhhh!"

I don't know of her but let me make some guesses: Big breasts, ugly face, bad interviewing skills? Big breasts, pretty face, bad interviewing skills? Or just some old lady with bad interviewing skills?

Shit, you beat me to it.

WWE would either have her job to Torrie Wilson in pointless bikini matches or have Alexis job to Trish for the Women's title(assuming Trish gets it the 4th time, which she will eventually) over and over until Alexis starts jobbing on Heat to Jacqueline.

Edge's Edgeography: "Hey Edgeheads, I hope you enjoy reading this book by yours truly. I recall the time when I made funny phrases on the back of Kurt Angle's pictures with one of them saying 'I have no testicles' during our feud last year. Needless to say, poor old Kurt didn't know about the phrases and ended up being the laughing stock in our feud, and even got his head shaved by me. To top it off, in another part of the feud, I edited his debuting T-shirt that year and he ended up getting pissed at me about it." Holy shit, I'm starting to sound like Anglesault!

Does anyone know if Christian was ever any good in the indies? Otherwise, I don't know why he and Edge used to be called the Suicide Blondes if he wrestled the same style he's been wrestling for a few years now.

What this thread was talking about wasn't really news, but what HHH said on TV 4 years ago most likely did relate to the fact that he's been holding Jericho down for a while now anyway. So anyway, what do you think would be a good name for you, since you're not a mark or WWE apologist?

I prefer "mark" too, but what else can you call a person who actively opposes news about backstage politics like FBP does?

I didn't originally come up with the name, someone else did. I forgot who.

WWE apologist #100.

Either way, it's a no-win situation: Zach either gets treated like shit by Matt Hardy, or Matt starts playing to the crowd as a face saying "Someone needs a Mattitude adjustment", "Version 1", and "Aaaahhh!"(call for the second rope legdrop) every week while using the same moves almost every match(*cough cough* face Rock and Jericho *cough cough*).

KIDman(emphasis on kid) of course.

More like "The Bloody Spinebuster with a Cup of Regal's Soiled Tea". Hell, why doesn't WWE just go all out and make London speak in a fake British accent. London:"My wud, wrestling in WWE is awesome, jolly ol' chap!"

Once he finds out how WWE "uses" him though, he'll be going from "This is a dream come true, I've always wanted to wrestle in WWE since I was 11" to "Damn, I'm jobbing every week to A-Train, jobbing with Spanky in tag team matches, and I've also got some lame gimmick of carrying around a toy Big Ben clock just because my last name sounds like a famous town in the country of England. I hope I can go back to ROH where I can prosper once again."

I agree with you too. It's great seeing those no-talents Spanky and Paul London not going anywhere, along with that other untalented hack Ultimo Dragon getting only 3 minute matches, and, just like all the other indy no-talents, being forced to work the WWE style, while Big Show FINALLY gets his time to shine once again in the main-events. Big Show for WWE Champ, baby!

Triple J of course. AJ Styles' title reign is similar to Jericho's heel Undisputed WWE title reign, and Raven's being booked as weak as he was in his final ECW days when Justin Credible kicked his ass every week, just like Shane Douglas is now in TNA, when it's obvious he sucks just as bad as Credible.

As long as Russo stays with TNA, don't ever count on THAT happening.