Sorry to bump after two years, but I haven't seen this one posted yet except with bob_barron referencing to it in the WWE releases thread.
Jamie Noble in ROH after the double pin with Austin Aries for the ROH title at Stalemate:
"One minute, ah'm the Ring of Honor Champion, next minute, you know, you're takin' off mah belt, and ah'm stuck with mah dick in mah fuckin' hands! This is bullshit!"