Lil' Bitch

I went to the doctor today and he told me I was cancer free.

A-Train defeated Shannon Moore to get into the Rumble. The final spot is an unknown wrestler.

Last Man Standing for the World Heavyweight Title Shawn Michaels Vs. Triple H Winner: HBK with Sweet Chin Music out of nowhere WWE Championship Bob Holly Vs. Brock Lesnar Winner: Lesnar (a squash would be nice) Tables Match for The World Tag Titles Dudleyz vs. Evolution Winners: Dudleyz for the 247932864th time Chavo vs. Eddie Winner: Eddie Cruiserweight Title Rey Mysterio vs. Jamie Noble Winner: Rey for his first PPV victory Royal Rumble Match Final Four: Benoit, Cena, Orton, Goldberg Winner: Benoit (although I wouldn't be surprised if they redid the 94 finish with a double elimination)

Goldberg could always cost Lesnar the title at NWO.

Doink no selling fear as he gets into the ring and attacks all the heels with his clownish acts is fucking GOLD!

Warrior said he was done with wrestling period on that C-SPAN special he did. If he comes back though, well I won't be surprised least to say.

There's 2 world titles now so there is NO excuse for no title change at WM.

I hate Goldberg, but I'm glad he told management to fuck off in this case.

Unfortunately, this should be applied to Kurt Angle's title win at Unforgiven then.

I'll take a guess the last four will be: Rhyno, Kidman, Tajiri, and um...Bradshaw. *takes a deep breath

For some reason, I have no idea why, WWE loves to recognize Benoit's WCW title win. According to WCW, "it never happened" and even Benoit himself doesn't recognize his own world title win.

That was Spanky. Anyway, I read A-Train is in the Rumble, so who are the last remaning four from SD to complete the participation?

They wanted to have one World Champion so they unified the WCW World and WWE Championship titles into the Undisputed Championship. Both belts were carried by Chris Jericho after he won that tournament at Vengeance. After HHH won it from him, he had the two titles formed into one brand new designed belt. They decided to do the split and the title changed hands from HHH to Hulk Hogan to The Undertaker to The Rock to Brock Lesnar. Kayfabe-wise, Stephanie signing Brock exclusively to Smackdown for a large sum of money and the former WCW World title was resurrected by Bischoff on RAW and he gave it to HHH. So basically, they split the belts apart, but they kept the UDC design for the WWE Championship. That's how I look at it.

JR assures to remind fans week after week of that fact every time Jericho comes out.

RRR, if you don't mind me quoting you, I just loved these so much because truer words were never typed.

No Mercy 2000 this will not be. Benoit himself doesn't recognize his own world title win. Not that I can blame though.

I support my house shows.

So they're not going with Michaels / Benoit at WM for the title... FUCK!

If they watched Judgment Day last year, JR informed the viewers, before the Battle Royale, started of that fact.

In 1995, two wrestling companies squared off on Monday night television to compete head to head in an unprecedented confrontation. On one side, Vince McMahon, the promotor who created WWE and made the industry what it is today. On the other, WCW, owned by media giant Ted Turner, and run by an ambitious man named Eric Bischoff. This is the whole story, told by those who created it, lived it, and survived it. The Monday Night War! DVD Extras: 86 minutes of the matches and events that changed the face of sports-entertainment. Two matches from RAW: - Stone Cold Steve Austin & Shawn Michaels vs. British Bulldog & Owen Hart - Shawn Michaels & Triple H vs. Legion of Doom Two matches from NITRO: - Chris Benoit vs. Booker T - Goldberg vs. Hulk Hogan Plus more! Credit: Silvervision (I find it hilarious they recycled McMahon's picture from the WM 19 cover)

The Monday Night War The Stone Cold Truth Kurt Angle's and The Best of Confidential Vol. 2, is all I can think of.

I beg you to bring a "SPARK PLUG SUCKS!" sign. It would bring a tear to my eye.

Talented guy who reminds me of Hugh Hefner > Not so talented and annoying Elvis impersonator

This exactly happened after SummerSlam ended when everyone was celebrating McMahon's B-Day. *goes on to bitch why they couldn't have included the aftershow bash as an extra / easter egg on the DVD

1991 - Bushwhacker Luke, such a classic sight. 1993 - Savage literally getting launched over the top rope to be eliminated last in the RR; seconds after retardedly trying to win it by pinning Yokozuna. I know it was a stupid finish, but I still get a kick out of it everytime. 1994 - The double elimination of Luger and Hart, still unbelievable to see. 2003 - Shawn Michaels