Placebo Effect

This Raw is like a deer caught in the headlights

Stupid Kane interview will be.

There's that "Potential" word again.

This show is putting me to sleep.

Evolution, please, we need your cool music and video.

Yay. Blind patriotism.

Just to show the depth of the WWE tag division, The Dudley Boyz have to come out twice in one night for a major angle.

I'm confused. JR is going to interview Kane at WWE Studios tonight. Didn't Kane just throw RVD through a wall, or was that footage from last week????

And what is it with the WWE style that dictates that no one is allowed to submit anymore. Yay. Horrible match, made worst by Maven just looking like shit.

It's a Canadian Maple Leaf you fucking idiot!

I love the crowd cares so much that no one is really bothering to chant.

McMahon will find his amputated leg and throw it on the ground next to him...

I'm just happy that the poor guy is pretty much guaranteed to have a job as a JTTS till he retires, gets caught with something, or does something stupid backstage.

WWE logic: It was in a match, despite the fact that Coach just mentioned how men aren't supposed to touch the women.

Bye bye Stevie

Most unfortunate typo ever.

Yeah, because selling punches from a woman is going to get you over. I like his heel schtick, though.

And why must Coach commentate?

No pink hat this week for Stevie.

What movie career? Poor guys been in direct-to-video hell for years now. And if there's one thing you learn from being a DTV maniac like myself, it's that being regarded as a crazy nut will only get you more offers. Ice-T, for example, came onto the set of Air Rage not knowing any part of the script and poor Fred Olen Ray had to spend a lot of extra time shooting lines individually, plus editing shoot together. But Fred still loves Ice-T because Ice-T's name on a product gives extra budget, because financers know that Ice-T will bring money in on the video shelves. Fucked up business it is Awesome show.

AIR RAID~! Daniels' look has improved a lot since late 2000 when WCW used him, as he looks a lot more like a guy who can contend with a heavyweight. Jett would've definitely been a star with how WCW was pushing, and Kash probably would've done well too. It's a shame the last two, three months of WCW was pretty much the cruiserweights putting on *** - **** 1/2 matches, while the heavyweights were all pretty blah.

I get all the PPVs for free via the black box, but I might just have to call around to the big sports bars within a half hour from here to see if they show them without the WWE's permission. Closest place to me that the WWE lists is like 75 minutes away. I'm also surprised no where in Philly shows them, considering how much of a hotbed the tri-state area is for wrestling. It'd be fun to sit around and be able to drown my sorrows in a cigarette and coke while something shitty is going on instead of just bitching in the PPV's thread.

^ If that tidbit about Afa Jr. defeated Brown, then just vacating the title is true, then that's fucking ridiculous. Afa Jr. is the worst case of nepotism that I've ever witnessed. I mean, Watts, Flair, etc. never got as many wins handed to them in such a ridiculous fashion when they're so young, green, ugly, etc. as Afa Jr. was and still is. I absolutely loved when Afa got Afa Jr. a spot on the IWS show in Atlantic City (full of washed up hasbeens). Well, Afa Jr. got the shit beat out of him by Steve Williams. Damn, damn, that was great. And very, very funny (and ture, if Afa could make it happen) story in the second post.

"You say it's the land of milk and honey, but down here, it smells funny." Borga needs to drown that bitch in one of America's polluted lakes.