Placebo Effect

THE WHOLE POINT OF THE FUCKING MATCH IS THAT IF YOU GET THE BAT, YOU CAN USE IT! Why the hell did the ref need to be talking to Siaki. Just makes you seem desperate, as you're repating spots from earlier in the night.

You live in Philly? Do you ever check out CZW or ROH?

New Church win. That fence/cage being in place in front of D-Lo is a sweet visual.

Mr. Wrestling 480 (Buchanan) pulls Raven under the ring.

I went to get coffee, but now we've got New Church vs. Raven, Alexis, and Julio.

Daniels is back next week!

That was the worst segment yet.

LOL at West and Tenay. West: "They've got a Cat O'Nine Tails." Tenay: "You sure knew what was quickly."

Ugh.... These fucking Bitch Slap/TNA girls segments never end. Show me boobs, or leave.

"Lose the Jorge Estrada - Elton John look" The Killings stuff is funny, but BG's shit was unfunny.

Well, I guess that was supposed to be a Smash Mouth, or whatever he calls it. Hopefully this will be good.

YES!!!!!!

Abyss.... Please..... I beg of you....

That clothesline spot was... awkward. I can't believe Morton just bustedout a tope.

Odd. Right as the beginning of the interview, I knew Morton would bust out, "I taught you everything you know, but I didn't teach you everything *I* know."

I can only hope for two minutes of Morton dropkicking Kash, and an Abyss run-in.

Great spots. But wasn't it Russo who complained about the belt finish? This Mikey video is fucking awesome.

Note to Michael Shane: NEVER wear those tights again, nor put your hair in a ponytail. You look like a tool.

Ugh... When Kazarian got his match with Sabin, wasn't it non-title at first because TNA didn't want to be handing out title matches to newcomers who hadn't "earned" it. Michael Shane comes in, and right away gets it. Jesus Christ. This federation makes my head hurt.

HAHA I got a glimpse of that before it cut to the interview. Too bad Ron will never see that again.

Because, apparently, he's got the power. ???

Rawhide Strap Match. This is like WCW Apple Pie Strap Match or whatever the real name was.

Storm, of course, with the Johnny the Bull hat going.

Yes! KILL BORASH!

I just noticed the number of masks in the crowd.