Placebo Effect

Holy shit! Derik Neikirk!

Call me the next time you're in town and I'll hit you with a barbed wire 2x4, and when you wake up, hit you with a sledgehammer. Then we'll compare results.

She also said that she didn't want to oversaturate the market, so I can only hope we don't get one kick ass DVD... every six months.

I've got one word for you. Lurk.

Fixed that for you.

Everyone said the same thing last week when the opening matches went under five minutes. I'm sure they have promos and backstage segments taped to make it to an hour and forty-five minutes or so.

lol. I have so many films on my shelf that I've yet to watch. I have a bunch of other Seduction releases too. Definitely not. I remember Ice-T going on Conan the day before a DTV film he made called Air Rage came on video. I was thinking, "Weird, is he actually going to shill for the film?" Well, Ice-T was there for L&O: SVU, and never made mention of it. All actors, minus those who never make it into Hollywood films, want to avoid their DTV films like the plague. Not likely. Sable got a shitload of money to go nude in Playboy, so imagine what she'd want for it to be in film. I'm sure the error will be corrected for the package. I don't know the guy who does their website, but I'm sure he's an idiot, as he's made stupid mistakes in the past.

If I could hook my digital camera up to my laptop, I'd take a shot of myself with a sealed Playmate of the Apes DVD and poster. I got that, along with like ten of the Seduction Cinema releases, sent to me a few months ago and have no motivation to watch them.

Sadly, this is how select audiences react to the sight of Lorenzo Lamas or Sable on the front of a DVD case. I try to avoid making fun of Ice-T, Eric Roberts, or Michael Madsen, because their films are actually good fun for the most part, but the reason behind payng big bucks for the above to star in your DTV film is that it'll make money. There are idiots who see a movie, say, "Well, Lord of the Rings or this," and see that Sable is in it, thus making it a renter. I know MTI's publicist because I review all their films at FlicksXXXPosed.com, so I should have this film by the end/middle of September. I can't fucking wait to tear it a new asshole.

http://www.mtivideo.com/mti/slaves_of_the_realm.htm Yes, this is the big acting career that she was working on while away from the WWE for so long. It's sad, MTI Home Video is a great direct-to-video company, but every quarter year they put out a Lorenzo Lamas, Kari Wuhrer, etc. type film. For the last part of 2003, I guess Sable is their savior. Before you say it, that's a mistake done by a dumbass in their office. Sable was in Corky Romano. Why he's listed as an appearing actor I have no fucking clue.

Ahhhh, now I remember D-Lo being down there.

I have no idea. Aren't they taping the thing tonight?

I'm going to be doing a photography at a Spitalfied concert in Philly, but with this line-up, I'm ordering and taping it. I'm going back to school next week and I don't think I'll have access to TNA Whatever will Dames do?

So whose the fifty guy? Maybe I missed something, because I only saw six guys in the ring.

I'm going to be doing a photography at a Spitalfied concert in Philly, but with this line-up, I'm ordering and taping it.

War Games + Clockwork Orange House of Fun. So it's Dusty/Jarrett/Raven/AMW vs. Simon/Swinger/Douglas/Styles/Daniels with Watts as the ref? This should be very cool. I take back what I said a few minutes ago, though the interference still blew.

Ohhh. Fuck, I was wrong.

What the fuck is the point of all this shit? We're definitely not going to do a 5 vs. 5, 10 vs. 10 or whatever the numbers are at now, so why do a feud like this?

Interference, interference, interference. Styles vs. Raven Very good match. Interference is what kills the end I'd say the show is worth $10. Main event and Tag Title match is great, and nothing on the card was horrible.

Well, there's the answer.

Now who is going to interfere, since that's a rule of thumb and all?

"The doctor was on the couch the second day." Hah. "Mike Tenay, this may be my grlfriend right now (holds up hand), but soon I'll put gold around my waist." Mikey shouldn't be pulling the Christian tantrums. Doesn't work. Wow, Jarrett saves, errr, comes in, the day again.

Sit-down interview with Mad Mikey. This should be hilarious.

And big surprise, Jarrett saves the day.