Placebo Effect

Punch to the back of the head? I know Dusty's old, but COME ON. This is just screwjob city. Well, West is using the "brass knuckles" excuse. Glen vs. Rhodes Fun, albeit boring at quite a few moments.

I love Gilberti running away, only to get pulled back in by Rhodes. Kind of boring otherwise.

THAT ENDING WAS JUST USED TWO OR THREE WEEKS AGO YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS. Tag Title Match Pure gold, as per the usual. Stupid ending.

That form of the X is more of a "Gangsta" sign. The sXe symbol is different. That X is more crossed with the forearms out and held by the chest. Ahhh... Well, New Jack needs to lecture the kids... Then steal their wallets and rape their mothers.

Abyss vs. Sandman Fun little brawl, and what Abyss does almost caused me to do a spittake. I like how every heel is insulting Terry Taylor tonight. Segment with Taylor, Kash, and Abyss was fucking cool.

OHHH SNAP~!

Why are these dumbass kids making the 'X' when Sandman comes through the crowd? CM Punk needs to lecture them.

Now that I think about it, how long until we get an Abyss/Shark Boy odd couple pairing?

Abyss video package. Sweet. I actually prefer him over Kash at times.

"What is this, your birthday with all the candles? You got your mascare on?" Hah Styles freaking out and screaming just doesn't work.

Shane vs. Lynn Pretty damn good match. It started to suffer when the focus turned to Callis, and Shane needs to be more of a cocky asshole when he's in the ring. Shane needs a real finisher. When Orton got the win over Maven with it on Monday, it was kind of implied that Orton got the win because of the RKO, and the Superkick was just to piss Michaels off, not to hurt Maven more.

When Shane and Lynn are brawling on the floor, some of the crowd starts chanting, "Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels'... cousin."

Cocky asshole Michael Shane time! The glasses fortell the future. HAHAH. "I am the showstopper. I am the main event. I am the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels'... cousin."

I missed the Ultimate X last week. The video packages makes it look golden. Shane bladejob, with it being spread down his chest looks awesome.

Damn it, Callis needs to be a smug asshole. Not an angry asshole. Get Shane some new tights, stat. Jesus Christ, way to look like a jobber.

SCREWJOB! Siaki vs. D-Lo Not bad, though it never gets off it's feet. Post-match shit is stupid.

That was... Sort of ugly.

Opening Six-Man You can't expect much. Shitty ending. Terry Taylor is filling in for Scott tonight. He's definitely not meant to be an interviewer.

Chris, are you scheduled for any indy shows in Philly? I know there's three new ones who are running shows in the next month and a half. If so, I'll pick a DVD up from you then.

No problem. I'm bored, so I'll do it between matches, and put them in Bold so you know what is what.

I believe it's just 3LK (3 Live Crew). Apparently, Alexis has "taken off," and now Raven will experience real loss. When they ask why they want Raven's hair, he just walked away. I like how there's an actual reason behind a Hair Match besides, "Well, we want to make him look funny."

I'm digging this voiceover video by Borash.

FBI LOGO OF DOOM!

Watching Coach get the shit beat out of him is.... How do you say it? BEAUTIFUL.

Recap, recap, recap. Rey vs. Moore at the end of the hour