Placebo Effect

New Jack's the fucking man. I may never want to watch the man wrestle again, but his interviews (on and off camera) are fantastic.

It's EL DANDY Yes, go, and give him a huge hug.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but at ROH Wrestlerave, Styles and Sabin has a match. It was way too short, but during the time that they had to get it going, it was rocking and the fans were, of course, heavily into it.

I'd love to see Mike Sanders back. Unfortunately, the man hates the wrestling aspect of wrestling. He wants to be a color commentator of some sorts, and when both TNA and WWE told him they weren't interested on that end, he just faded away.

I'm just laughing at the fact that of every jobber squash Abyss has been getting lately, they've all been against D-Ray.

Looks good. So now we'll have Abyss vs. D-Ray 3000 on Xplosion, the PPV, AND Impact. Man, I know some people at TNA have a hard-on for the kid, but you need to expand his horizons.

Why they hell did I waste my time watching this show? This is my first time watching a full Smackdown in six months, and I can see why. Terrible.

He does have like 8 years of experience or something, so the fucker better not still be green as grass.

I'm actually going to the Y100 FEZtival tomorrow. It's free for me too. Cypress Hill, Story of the Year (badass live show, as I've said before), The Living End, and The Strokes should be fun to see. Though I love how Y100 is suddenly booking pop punk bands (Punchline, Don't Look Down, etc.) when they (thankfully) rarely play the music.

No heel should ever be defending the armed service and yelling at the crowd for not doing so.

That's the best rib on CNBC he could come up with? "Ratings in the Witness Protection Program?" Jesus man, watch Conan or something.

Ummm... I kind of turned on music during Heyman's speech. Why in the fuck does the concrete look like baby shit?

I'm fairly certain we were both working on the thread at the same time. Plus, you remembered the allmightly OAO, so I concede.

"Somebody get a sponge!" "Why don't you?" Or something to that extent.

I'm tempted to call up and get Bradshaw to go off on a tirade against me.

Really good foreign flick that loses points thanks to a way too quick downfall, but just nails down a lot of political satire.

I think the second one may be Bloody Birthday, where two guys and a girl born during a lunar eclipse turn evil and start killing people. You might want to try e-mailing the guy from TheVideoGraveyard.com.

The Naturals get squashed on Friday, then attack AMW on Wednesday? That rumor of Nosawa and the Japanese guy facing AMW for the Tag Titles next week is true. Mini Luchadores on TNA PPV next week!

You know, I'm digging everyone's new outfits, but those skulls on Abyss' outfit need to go. He's looking WAY too much like One Man Gang at certain angles.

That backstage segment with NYC/D-Ray/David Young is GOLD.

I knew there was something up when they had him coming to ring in black jeans, a red beret, and marching.

And Raven's taking a screwdriver into Sonjay's head. God damn, Russo's bleeding, Raven's stabbing Dutt. What happened to family programming?

I don't know, that just struck me as being incredibly stupid. And Russo is still involved as the Director Of Authority.

Trinity gets herself a competitive squash match against Angel, then moonsaults onto Angel, who has a chair on her back. Convoluted, ugly spot between these two. And then after Tenay talks about how Desire must be cringing at the back attacks from Trinity, she hits a security member in the BACK with a CHAIR. HUH???????

God damn. Looks like Russo's bleeding the hard way from a Jarrett guitarshot.