Lando Griffin

THURSDAY Southern Miss Virginia FRIDAY BYU SATURDAY Oklahoma Minnesota Michigan State Notre Dame Maryland Ohio State Oklahoma State USC Georgia Arizona Purdue Florida State Texas Tech Florida Missouri Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the UNLV/BYU game? 41 Tiebreak #2: How many total yards (passing & rushing) will Virginia's Marques Hagans have against Clemson? 346

As long as they stop forcing teenage girls into their harems, who cares? Unfortunately, I would be surprised if that happened.

Raise your hand if you're undefeated *raises hand* Thank you.

That reminded me of Jimmy Pardo's Comedy Central special. "Yuk it up, ya bastards!"

WEDNESDAY Miami of Ohio THURSDAY Connecticut Air Force FRIDAY Utah SATURDAY Florida West Virginia Florida State Oklahoma Purdue Miami Michigan Missouri Georgia California South Carolina Texas A&M Auburn Ohio State Arizona State Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Utah/New Mexico game? 47 Tiebreak #2: How many yards passing with UConn's Dan Orlovsky have against Pittsburgh? 288

I was highly disappointed that nobody was killed. Especially Tom Cavanaugh.

THURSDAY Miami Friday Bowling Green Boise State SATURDAY Virginia Tech Boston College Notre Dame Florida State Michigan Arizona Arkansas Texas Tech Wisconsin Florida USC Minnesota Arizona State Tiebreaker #1: How many total points will be scored in the Bowling Green/Northern Illinois game? 52 Tiebreaker #2: How many yards passing will Miami's Brock Berlin have against Houston? 260

Why would liberals want to ban a book of fables? What next, Aesop's works burned in the town square?

Thursday California Friday Boston College Saturday Nebraska Michigan West Virginia TCU Ohio State Oklahoma LSU Wisconsin Florida State Notre Dame Clemson UCLA Florida USC Minnesota Tiebreaker #1: How many total points will be scored in the Connecticut/Boston College game? 30 Tiebreaker #2: How many yards rushing will Cal's J.J. Arrington have against Southern Miss? 136

Thursday, September 9th Missouri at Troy State Friday, September 10th Florida State at Miami Oregon State at Boise State Saturday, September 11th UNLV at Wisconsin Arizona State at Northwestern Southern Miss at Nebraska UCLA at Illinois Fresno State at Kansas State Michigan at Notre Dame Marshall at Ohio State Colorado at Washington State North Carolina at Virginia Wyoming at Texas A&M Georgia at South Carolina Houston at Oklahoma Colorado State at USC Georgia Tech at Clemson Penn State at Boston College Mississippi at Alabama Texas at Arkansas Tiebreaker #1: How many total points will be scored in the Florida State/Miami game? 47 Tiebreaker #2: How many total yards (passing & rushing) will Missouri's Brad Smith have against Troy State? 333

I believe it was Ann Richards.

Since when did you need a permit to exercise a First Amendment right?

Saturday, August 28th USC vs. Virginia Tech Thursday, September 2nd Texas A&M at Utah Northwestern at TCU Friday, September 3rd Washington State at New Mexico - Tiebreaker #2 Saturday, September 4th Miami of Ohio at Michigan Bowling Green at Oklahoma California at Air Force Virginia at Temple Michigan State at Rutgers Oklahoma State at UCLA Wake Forest at Clemson Oregon State at LSU Tulane at Mississippi State Colorado State at Colorado Toledo at Minnesota Notre Dame at BYU Sunday, September 5th Syracuse at Purdue Kentucky at Louisville Fresno State at Washington UNLV at Tennessee Monday, September 6th Nevada at Louisiana Tech Pittsburgh at South Florida Florida State at Miami - Tiebreaker #1 Tiebreaker #3: How many total points will be scored in the Florida State/Miami game? 47 Tiebreaker #4: How many yards will USC's Matt Leinart throw for against Virginia Tech? 355

2:00 on WGN.

Jay has some very funny lines, but I don't care for him as a standup comic. If that makes sense. /rooting for Kathleen

Atkins didn't die from heart problems, he slipped on some ice and cracked his head. Sorry to use medical jargon on you there.

This thread is funny.

A Kerry/Vilsack ticket would've been a boon for sophomoric wordplay.

Who the hell wrote those godawful descriptions for the DVDs? the raucous, raunchy, cigar-smoking, bow-tie wearing, pooch Ack.

The plastic deteriorates. I saw this on the teevee somewhere.

BBC Notice the 99-1 vote? That means every Senator voted, including John Kerry. So much for that.

The African Queen The Usual Suspects A Clockwork Orange Se7en Dr. Strangelove Scarface Jaws The Godfather Taxi Driver To Kill A Mockingbird Apocalypse Now It's a Wonderful Life The Shawshank Redemption Casablanca Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind The Godfather Part II

Didn't Ant do that "lisp in the word 'cracker'" joke last year?

ACTUALLY... Zach said those three were the top three athletes in the Sportscenter era, and asked the panelists who was in their top three. Smith said he'd take out Armstrong and put in Jerry Rice. So nyah.

The Simpsons (How can someone called Lando Griffin vote against Family Guy? Oh well) Married With Children Sopranos 24