Lando Griffin

I may be a little slow on the uptake, but I don't get the joke on the "Rape is no laughing matter" shirt. EDIT: Nevermind, I went to the site and checked it out.

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?" Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.

Jennifer Lopez "Jenny From the Block". Maybe that's not so much ironic as it is a load of bullshit.

With no success. Boy, I feel stupid.

OK, I got the box open, now looking for a battery.

I have the note, the CD case, the cassette, the box (with a ring), three keys (two used on the drawers), and the power cable. Now I have no idea what to look for next.

"Now I get Sports Night! It's a comedy that's too good to be funny!" --Family Guy episode: "Let's Go to the Hop"

They can't have Thursday games all year. We already have college games Thursday nights.

Tell us how you really feel.

For fuck's sake, quit saying "would of" and "should of". IT'S 'WOULD'VE" AND "SHOULD'VE" FOR CRYING OUT FUCKING LOUD!!!!!! Little things bother me.

But was that something that was in question? It just seemed thrown in. Jimmy Kimmel agrees with me.

I didn't really get why they threw in the "Steve's mother has Alzheimer's or something" storyline.

I revel in the misery of others, so I'll be totally disappointed if they are in on it.

Even if you don't like DVD X Copy, you should still support 321 Studios in this matter. If you don't, please go to hell.

I also thought about the possibility of the family being in on it. Then they get the money anyway. Blech.

ANY COUPON WORKS!

This is almost as big a scandal as when Shirley Temple found out she was 13, not 12. Oh, who cares?

If you saw the title and really, truly, honestly thought it was Lebron, then you are stupid.

Why are people complaining about the unfairness in scoring? It's not a game show. Nobody wins anything. It's just for fun.

Good move to make Angie the mole. Keep her hot ass on the show the whole time.

*does the Plaschke Salute* *gives Plaschke the One Finger Salute* Gagne making half of what Tanyon Sturtze makes? Crazy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG YOU ARE SO CLEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I'm anti-whining, so I'm offended by the abundance of it here.

Didn't you guys get the memo? Blacks are superior now. They can never do wrong. Whites are always wrong, and we're all racists. If you say anything bad about any black person then you are a racist. If you try to point out the inherent hypocrisy in Affirmative Action you must be a white supremacist. If a black person does something illegal and gets caught, it must be racial profiling. The CIA brought drugs into the inner city to keep blacks down. If you disagree with this, you are a filthy racist scum.

I used to sort of like it, but the last couple seasons have been shit. Just piss poor writing and acting all around. Charlotte's my favorite, too. Or she was until she married that guy. Ah hell, she's still my favorite. One observation from last night's show: Just hearing someone speak French gets on my nerves.