Lando Griffin

Paycheck out of the top 10 already? I guess Ben Affleck really is done.

Megan Mullaly and Clay Aiken both annoy me, so I'm not looking forward to it. But what's with SNL doing just two shows after a break, then taking two weeks off?

I like Tough Crowd. It's pretty damn offensive, and that's a good thing.

If you can't figure mine out, I don't want anything to do with you. Hey, how about these baggy clothes we kids are wearing?

Good ol RJ and the Gink, Jery Lawrle are at rignsied.

From the highlights I saw, she had a ton of putts that missed by an inch or two, so she could've easily made the cut had she made them. But she didn't.

I like that he always tries to get the word out about how the troops are being mistreated. And then I want to punch him for having people like David Limbaugh and James Dobson on the show. Leave them for the 700 Club.

I've never seen O'Reilly's show, so I can't comment on Joe's cloneness. I was annoyed when he took credit for MCI dropping Danny Glover as a spokesman.

Kucinich finished last. Ha.

I like Joe, except that he's against separation of church and state.

Jobber- I think it's John Edwards in Rhode Island. But that's not an important state, so maybe there was another.

But I don't get Cartoon Network, so it can't be exclusively there. My happiness is most important. Me me me me!

Boo hoo, my heart bleeds for the poor, poor carjacker. What did he ever do to anyone?

Brittney Phelps, you were abducted and your family was murdered. What are you going to do now? I'm going to Disney World!

It would be nice if Sharpton, Braun, Kucinich and Lieberman would just drop out now to make it easier. Was that Kucinich who was saying that a zero unemployment economy is possible? What a retard. He basically said that if you can't find a job, he'll create a government job for you. I'm glad nobody takes him seriously.

Has anyone played it? I recently found this game on a ROM site and have been playing it on my emulator for some time now. Disregarding the fact that Powerball is the only regular event that's close to the real event, this game is friggin' hard. Assault is terribly simple, and you can't actually lose at Powerball. Human Cannonball is quite beatable. But Joust and the Wall are damn near impossible. I finally beat Joust on level 1, but I can never beat that damn Wall. I got a code that gets to level 4, where I beat the three easy events, although Human Cannonball was much harder, but Joust and the Wall still stand in my way. I want to get to the Eliminator in the worst way, but I don't think it's humanly possible. I'm more likely to break my fingers from all the button mashing in those two damned events.

We should make it random. Each day, a random folder will have frozen post counts. What a great idea. And by "great" I mean "retarded".

Civil War. You think the world is unfair, and you would like to make changes although you know you cant, therefore you get angry.

Mmmmm, I loves me some mercury!

You can open the CD drive. Just stick a paper clip in the little hole on the front of the drive, should be right below the drive door. Meatwad: Invest in some canned air and clean the case out regularly, like once a month.

Because you can't change the rules in the middle. Fuckass.

I think these people should be allowed to protest. And I should be allowed to slap them until my hand falls off. Idiots.

Well. we already knew the guy was nuts.

No pictures?

Frank Caliendo is awesome. His Jim Rome impression is gold. Plus Alex Borstein was on Family Guy, so she gets a free pass.