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Jerry Lynn vs Low Ki. Match Background: Lynn and Low Ki have been feuding for quite some time now. The Match: Spin kick by Jerry Lynn to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Lynn crushes Low Ki with a running senton. There's a two count on the pin. Low Ki powers out of a Jerry Lynn headlock. STIFF~! chop lights up Lynn who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Low Ki slams Jerry Lynn down and motions to the crowd. Hooks the leg for a two count. Delayed BRAINBUSTAH~! Low Ki really drove that one down big time. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! BAAACK Body drop by Lynn gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Lynn kicks Low Ki in the gut to reverse the momentum. Low Ki takes a NICE hurrancarana from Jerry Lynn. Hooks the leg for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Jerry Lynn. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Low Ki takes a flying neckbreaker from Jerry Lynn. Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Low Ki goes down. Jerry Lynn misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Jerry Lynn takes a butterfly suplex from Low Ki. Brutal spinning powerbomb on Lynn! Jerry Lynn gets knocked to the ground by Low Ki. Dragon Clutch!!! Jerry Lynn taps out! My Opinion: *****! What can I say! It earned EVERY star. You, my friend, know what you're doing!

Is ducky good or bad?

Okay- That's fine. I don't preach my beliefs onto anyone. People do ask me why I don't drink or am straight edge for whatever but that's it

The main purpose of parties for me is to have fun and hang out with people. I can do that without drinking and have a good time. And no one better smack my iced tea from my hands

It's a different ticket. When you do standby or get them in the mail- you either get a dress or live ticket

Why does it bother you if people go to parties and don't drink? They can't have fun as well?

It is live. There's a dress rehearsal before the live show. Then the live show airs at 11:30

Yes- I failed math

Give me your phone number and I'll call you NewMe.

I see your point FearHavoc. I just say I'm straight edge because it's easier to say then I don't drink, do drugs etc

The dress rehearsal is what they do before the live show from 8ish to 10ish. It's a bit longer then the live show as they air skits that will end up being cut. Weekend Update is also longer in dress. I also went to a taping of the Colin Quinn show

I'd say the majority of them just do it as a teen thing and when they get to college or whatever they do after high school they move past it. I didn't become straight edge until I started college.

I'm straight edge but I don't try to rub it in anybody's face- unless I'm joking around about it. I just don't like how I feel after drinking booze and have no interest in smoking or drugs

Low Ki vs Christopher Daniels. Match Background: None. The Match: Christopher Daniels connects with a back heel kick on Low Ki and gets back up quickly. Christopher Daniels connects with a back heel kick on Low Ki and gets back up quickly. Hard back suplex on Low Ki. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Low Ki takes a butterfly suplex from Daniels. Low Ki blocks a kick from Christopher Daniels. Low Ki snap suplexes Daniels HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Low Ki is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Ring-shaking body slam on Daniels. There's a two count on the pin. Christopher Daniels pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Low Ki walks into a jaw breaker. Covers for a quick two count. Springboard dropkick from Christopher Daniels. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Low Ki reverses a waistlock. Low Ki connects with rights and lefts and Christopher Daniels is down! Low Ki misses a clothesline. Flying elbow from Christopher Daniels connects. Jerry Lynn comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Low Ki turns around. Jerry Lynn spins Low Ki around. Jerry Lynn hits the Cradle To Grave! Lynn leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three for Christopher Daniels, Low Ki got pinned. Daniels \ Lynn are beating down on Low Ki! The music of Chris Benoit hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Daniels and Lynn bail out of the ring, leaving Low Ki down in the ring. Chris Benoit may have saved Low Ki from a brutal beating. My Opinion: *****! What can I say! It earned EVERY star. You, my friend, know what you're doing!

If he's ever on a talk show and you give me your phone number- I'll try my best Zsasz.

Yes- I typed the transcript myself. I did it for FakeNews.net

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Fox's summer sleeper "The O.C." hung tough in its return to primetime Wednesday even as it faced off against ABC's reality hotshot "The Bachelor." "That '70s Show" also strutted its stuff in its sixth season debut, winning the 8 p.m. time slot for Fox, according to preliminary estimates from Nielsen Media Research, but Fox's new Norm Macdonald sitcom, "A Minute With Stan Hooper," struggled to hold on to its "'70s" lead-in. Despite the activity at ABC and Fox, NBC took the night overall in total viewers (12.7 million viewers) and adults 18-49 (4.6 rating/12 share) thanks to respectable showings from "Ed" and "The West Wing (news - web sites)" and a big pop at 10 p.m. as usual for "Law & Order." "That 70s Show" opened the night for Fox with an average of 10 million viewers and 5.1/14 in 18-49. The premiere of "Stan Hooper" followed at 8:30 p.m. with 7.2 million viewers and 3.7/10 in 18-49. At 9 p.m., "The O.C." brought in 9.2 million viewers and 4.2/10 in the demo, a solid showing considering the heat of ABC's 9 p.m. matchmaker, "The Bachelor" (14.1 million, 6.4/16), which generated the highest demo score of any show of the night. CBS' 9 p.m. comedy "The King of Queens" (12.5 million, 4.0/10) also held firm at its recent ratings levels despite the "Bachelor" surge. ABC's good fortune ebbed considerably at 10 p.m., however, with freshman drama "Karen Sisco" (8.3 million, 3.2/9) unable to keep up with NBC's dominant "Law & Order" (16.3 million, 6.0/17). For the night, ABC placed a close second to NBC in adults 18-49 (4.5/12) while CBS was No. 2 in viewers (11.2 million). Reuters/Hollywood Reporter

More Hooper rating news- CBS led at 8 p.m. with "60 Minutes II," 8.6/14. "My Wife and Kids," 6.5/11, and "It's All Relative," 6.1/9, combined to give ABC the No. 2 spot. NBC's "Ed" was third, a couple of tenths back. FOX averaged 5.7/9 with the premieres of "That '70s Show," 6.6/11, and "A Minute with Stan Hooper," 4.8/7. The WB's "Smallville," 4.1/7, was fifth, while "Enterprise" on UPN trailed.

Transcript of Norm on O'Reilly- Bill O’Reilly: Norm Macdonald- his new programme A Minute With Stan Hooper debuts tomorrow on FOX at 8:30. Up against the Factor man- Norm: Yea. I know I know I know. Bill: It’s a tough timeslot. We want them to tape Stan Hooper and watch the Factor. Norm: I was gonna mention earlier cause I know this is the No Spin Zone- Bill: You bet. Norm: The Lachkey (sp?) thing I saw a little bit of spinning. A little bit. Bill: Yea. Norm: And I’d like to say I was also a shareholder of Tyco. I did get invited to the party in Sardinia. Bill: You did? Norm: Yea- and you didn’t miss anything. The guy with the wings made a clumsy pass at me over by ice sculpture. Bill: I thought you might’ve been the ice sculpture there for a minute. Norm: What the- Bill: No no. Now you were at Saturday Night Live Norm: Yes. Bill: It was a good gig for you, Weekend Update and all that stuff. Norm: Yea yea. Bill: Then you did the Norm Show. Norm: Yes sir. Bill: I never got to see the Norm Show. Norm: I never watched it either. Bill: No one did! And it was gone. Norm: You know what an interesting this is- that uh even if no one watches your show Bill: Right Norm: It still gets ratings like a million people watch the show because uhhh people just don’t turn their tvs off. Bill: Is that right? Norm: Yea Bill: So- there’s nobody in the room. It still clicks in. Norm: Yea. Bill: I guess that’s what’s happening at CNN- I don’t know. But anyway the uhhh this show- how do you get two shots? Because most people don’t get any shots. You know how many comedians there are out there in LA. Norm: Oh yea yea Bill: Trying to troll to get a show Norm: Oh yea yea Bill: This is another show starring you- how’d you do it? Norm: I think uh uh pure raw talent. Bill: Yea- they just saw it in you. Norm: Yea uh there’s know uhh there’s know substitute for that. Bill: They had to have you. Norm: Yea Bill: FOX demanded Norm Macdonald. Norm: Exactly Bill: Get him! Get him! How much control you have over this vehicle? Romano controls his show. Norm: Uhhhh Romano? Bill: Ray Romano. Norm Ray Romano- of course. Bill: You know him. Norm: I know him. Bill: Not as talented as you but he’s coming on. Norm: He’s coming on. Bill: How much control you got over this show? Norm: Well ahhh I got a lot of control over it. I don’t rehearse so I write all week. Bill: You write? Norm: Yea. Bill: How many other writers are with you? Norm: Uhhh 5 and they’re a crack staff. Bill: Alright so the show is gonna have an edge because your- that’s what kinda stuff you do. Norm: No- it’s not gonna have an edge. Bill: So it’s gonna be a bland kinda Ozzy and Harriet rip-off? Norm: No sir- it’s gonna be a uhhh Green Acres rip-off. Bill: (laughs) I can just picture you in overalls. Norm: Yea. Bill: You play a uh a commentator on television. Norm: I play a commentator- Bill: I hate those guys. Norm: Yea yea yea I don’t care for them either. I play a uh guy that works in New York you understand? And he does his minute every week a uhh virto a uhh- Bill: Like Andy Rooney. Norm: Not Andy Rooney- he’s not a humorist. He extols the virtues of small town life. Like Mr. Charles Osgood. Bill: Oh. Norm: And uh but he’s very disconnected. He ya’ know he goes to parties at William Pailey’s house. Bill: You look a little like Osgood. There’s a- run that picture back. Put it next to Norm’s face. Yea I can. That’s you in uh 8 years. After you work for FOX- that’s how you’re gonna age. Okay? Believe me. I’ve been here 7 years. Norm: I don’t look like that. I’m trying to look like that for the show. Bill: So you move to a small town in Wisconsin. Right? Norm: Yes sir. Bill: Okay so that’s gonna be funny I’m gonna be uhh amused by that? Norm: I’m not gonna spin you- no you’re not gonna care for it at all. Bill: (laughs) Alright now you hit it big and then you get the residuals and all of that. The Simpsons money is rolling in. You don’t hit it big you care? Norm: Ummm well first of all uhhh I believe the uhh actors in the Simpsons I don’t think Bart got one penny of that. Bill: No- but the guy who did his voice did. Norm: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. Bill: I’m sorry. Norm: Yea- you got a lot of money after that. Bill: Do you? Norm: I’m not in it for the money. Bill: What are you in it for? Norm: The money. I am in it for the money. Bill: Yea- I know you are. Norm: I was gonna spin but- Bill: You can’t. This is the no spin zone. Norm: I know. I keep forgetting. Bill: You can use that on Stan Hooper if you want? Norm: The no spin? Bill: Yea- you can use that kind of stuff and I wont demand any money for it. Norm: Okay cool. Bill: Ummm Saturday Night Live uhh do you watch anymore? Norm: Yes sir I do. Bill: You do? Is it as good now when you were there? Norm: No. Bill: Because you’re not there. Norm: Basically because I’m not there. Bill: Right. But you do watch it? Norm: Yea- I watch it. I love Saturday Night Live. Bill: I lost kinda contact with it. I think it’s maybe a generational thing. Norm: It is a generational thing. I’m 61 years ol- young. I say 61 years- I say 61 years experienced. And uhh when I watch Saturday Night Live- I watch the show and I don’t even know what they’re doing uhh parodies of cause they’re doing parodies of like of MTV shows that- Bill: Yea they’re Jewel. They’re making fun of and I have no idea. Norm: Yea. Bill: So I’m sitting here. Uhh when you do this FOX show ummm if it is successful are you gonna change? Norm: Am I gonna change? Bill: Yea. Are you gonna be the same guy you are now? The humble guy- Norm: I’m gonna be the same dirty son of a bitch as I am now. Bill: Right. Thank you this is live tonight. We appreciate that. Norm: Well that’s not- that’s not swearing. Bill: Oh no- of course not. No that’s just Fox. Norm: I think that’s the- Bill: That’s Fox. Norm: That’s Fox. Bill: We’re gonna see that on Stan Hooper aren’t we? Norm: No we’re not gonna use such language. Bill: Norm Macdonald good luck with the show- we appreciate that.

Well the show is taped in LA. I live in Toronto. It just isn't in the cards at the moment.

Primetime Metered Market Wednesday Ratings: NBC Wins; CBS Above Average 1 hour, 38 minutes ago -Percent Change From the Year Ago Night (Wednesday, Oct. 30, 2002): WB: +25, CBS: +23, Fox: +20, ABC: - 3, NBC: -12, UPN: -20 -Yesterday's Winners: 60 Minutes II (CBS), That'70s Show (Fox), Smallville (WB), It's All Relative (ABC), The Bachelor (ABC), The West Wing (news - web sites) (NBC), King of Queens (CBS), Law & Order (NBC) -Honorable Mention: The O.C. (Fox) -Yesterday's Losers: A Minute With Stan Hooper (Fox), Jake 2.0 (UPN), Karen Sisco (ABC) -Ratings Breakdown: Although NBC remains the network to beat thanks to Law & Order (#1 for the night: 14.0/22 at 10 p.m.), one of the best programming maneuvers this season was CBS moving King of Queens to Wednesday. With a third place 9.0/13 at 9 p.m., not only was King of Queens competitive, comparably it was up a considerable 58 percent from Amazing Race 3 in the year ago time period (5.7/ 8 on Oct. 30, 2002). Based on the fast nationals, a 4.0/10 among adults 18-49 is also an improvement worth noting. For a listing of other established series successfully moving to other time periods, see Primetime at a Glance in the next section. As long as we're crowing about King of Queens, also worthy of a positive mention was lead-out Becker at an improved 7.7/11 at 9:30 p.m. Earlier in the evening CBS's older skewing 60 Minutes II opened with an above average (and time period winning) 8.8/13. On Fox's season premiering Wednesday, the good news was the sixth year opener of That'70s Show (yes -- time flies) with a second place 7.5/11 in the overnights and a first place 5.1/14 among adults 18-49 based on the fast nationals at 8 p.m. Comparatively, That'70s Show was 17 percent above former time period occupant Bernie Mac (news) on the year ago night in the overnights (6.4/10 on Oct. 30, 2002). Less successful was the series premiere of A Minute With Stan Hooper at a fifth place 5.5/ 8 at 8:30 p.m. (and a second place 3.7/10 among adults 18-49). Versus lead-in That'70s Show, Stan Hooper was off by 27 percent in both the overnights and adults 18-49. Comparably, the sitcom was also eight percent below Cedric the Entertainer Presents on the year ago night (6.0/ 9). Fox's The O.C., which moved to Wednesday at 9 p.m., perked up to a 6.5/ 9 in the overnights (18 percent above lead-in Stan Hooper) with a third place 4.2/10 among adults 18-49 (14 percent above Stan Hooper). Versus failed drama Fastlane (4.6/ 6 on Oct. 30, 2002), the 90210-like drama was up by a hefty 41 percent. Proof positive there is room for more than one (or two) successful shows in a time period was 9-10 p.m. occupants The West Wing on NBC (#1: 11.2/16) and ABC's The Bachelor (#2: 9.4/13 -- so long, Meredith). Among adults 18-49, The Bachelor as the top rated show of the night with a 6.4/16. Earlier in the evening, ABC's combination of My Wife and Kids (#2: 7.7/12) and It's All Relative (#3: 6.8/10) remained consistent while NBC's still warm and fuzzy Ed was above average with a 6.6/10. Of note for It's All Relative was first place 4.1/11 among adults 18-49 at 8:30 p.m. -- one-tenth of a rating point above second place My Wife and Kids (4.0/11). On the WB, the relocated Smallville (5.9/ 9) bested UPN's fading Star Trek: Enterprise (news - web sites) (3.9/ 6) by a considerable 51 percent. Year-to-year, Enterprise was off by 22 percent (5.0/ 7 to 3.9/ 6) while Smallville was up 47 percent from former occupant Dawson's Creek (news - Y! TV) (4.0/ 6). Sticking with the WB and UPN, the frog net's Angel at 9 p.m. (4.1/ 6) outdelivered UPN's struggling Jake 2.0 (2.6/ 4) by 58 percent. In the battle of audience leftovers at 10 p.m., CBS's 48 Hours Investigates in place of The Brotherhood of Poland, New Hampshire perked up a bit to a 6.6/10 while ABC's struggling Karen Sisco (6.0/ 9) was off by a too extensive 36 percent from lead-in The Bachelor (and 50 percent among adults 18-49). Combined, Law & Order beat 48 Hours and Karen Sisco by 11 percent. Wednesday 10/29/03 HH Rtg/Shr NBC 10.6/16 CBS 7.9/12 ABC 7.5/11 Fox 6.5/ 9 WB 5.0/ 7 UPN 3.2/ 5 ---------- CABLE Overnights (With percent change versus the comparable year ago night in parentheses) Entertainment: TNT: 2.2 (- 8), USA: 1.6 (+23), Lifetime: 1.3 (-32), TBS: 1.1 (-27), Spike TV: 0.5 (-17), FX: 0.4 (-33) News: Fox News: 1.7 (+ 6), CNN: 1.0 (- 9), MSNBC: 0.4 (no change), CNBC: 0.2 (-33), HLN: 0.2 (no change) Source: Nielsen Media Research -- Marc Berman Well dang- Let's hope it can keep pace with 70s show and its audience doesn't fall off

No one wants you banned for not liking Sonjay Dutt. Have you even seen any of his TNA or CZW work?

If you're the journalist, why don't you spell check the words yourself. Since you are a journalist and all.

No one wants you banned for not liking Sonjay and liking Batista. Constantly saying you're a journalist impresses no one Dave. It doesn't make people think your point is anymore valid or that they should listen to you. I'm a journalist as well- but that doesn't mean I'm smarter then everyone or my point is more valid. Shut up about being a journalist and shut up about Raven- no one really cares.

Vince v. Shane wasn't the main event or the most pushed match on the card. Rock v. Austin was