bob_barron

My trip to Vancouver was amazing. Best two days of my life, even met Henrik Sedin! It was funny how in New York, you wouldn't know who Mats Sundin is. In Vancouver, if Mats Sundin blinked, it was front page news

3 hours at the Calgary airport and no EHME. A wasted opportunity

Don't torrent it, mole. Check boxofficemojo.com

I saw TDK again on an airplane. Holy fucking shit. Still holds up

Was he okay?

I used to pretend to be a different Looney Tunes character and would be that character all day

Tie still beats it

These clips aren't funny, I freely agree.

Tremendous episode. Loved the Leafs and Canucks jerseys

I did really well my first show. It was a small audience, and I was really offensive, and people were shocked into laughing. My John Walsh bit went over well. My second show- I didn't play to my target audience and I had no voice- I bombed completely. I haven't done it since. I never liked writing down my material, and I preferred to just wing it, and I realised if I wanted to keep doing comedy, I couldn't do that.

Imagine being the guy who recorded that! My standup career ended after two performances, and I didn't use either bit.

Well I don't watch female comics, so I know for sure I'm in the clear.

Calipari's not going anywhere. He's one of the highest paid coaches in basketball, and his contract is staggered so he'd be stupid to leave.

Are you kidding me? Have you seen their recruiting class for 2009? Xavier Henry, Darnell Dodson, and they're also in the mix for other top recruits. I also think Wesley Witherspoon is going to be awesome next year, they're going to be sick next year. I also never said they had championship aspirations, they obviously don't. With the way they played so far this year, they have a lot of work to do, but I think they can go Sweet 16

I can dig that. I'm personally not a fan of the name, I mean really, Sim? And it's not his 'real' real name so I have to wonder why it was chosen. And did they have to give him the most jobber looking attire ever for the moment? Sim and Manu? Unique at least I suppose. Let me be more precise, I can dig him being in The Legacy. I don't like the name though, but maybe it'll grow on me. Pass, the man is a jobber and 37 years old. OK...first off: jobber level can be fixed. Look at Big Show before he won his second WWE Title Win Second...Batista was around that age when he was just starting in WWE, right? Big Show is a huge man, Batista has an amazing physique. Deuce is 0 for 2

I've always found the best way to learn the names and players is to get an NHL video game. It worked wonders for my friend.

Naming a kid Adolf Hitler.....awesome

I'd hang out with Matt Young. He likes hockey, and I'll chill with anyone who likes hockey

When did you stop being an uppity negro?

No. He used to be known as S_D and posted WON notes.

Sand nigger is the best slur for Arabs

According to HTQ, Meltzer is more reliable than the people who actually work with the WWE. Fucking brainwashed sheep. Because Meltzer is a journalist, while wrestlers are known for working people. Look at Hogan or Angle.

Micks is a slur against Irish people. Bret Hart said hosers a lot on RAW. Dagoes is against Italian people. I always like jiggaboo

You sounding like your balls haven't dropped was awesomely predictable. I didn't even say it was a bad thing!

The fact that goldengreek is not 12 is sad