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That is my fallback plan if you jerkoffs can't think for me and come up with something better. Besides, girls are lightweights, and they like light beer. Or else........ Hammered punch=vodka, rum, lemonade, fruit punch, 7up That's what I am thinking as of now.

If I got beer, it would be Bud Light or Michelob Light to play cards with, possibly some Moosehead if I feel like it. Weed will be there, but not for me.

How do you make moonshine? I want some old school recipes. I want the kind of drink that explodes if you don't make it right.

I don't want to just get a few cases of beer, I want people to get rip roaring drunk. I was considering just making a bowl of alcohol soaked punch, but that's because I am tired and can't come up with anything better. So do you guys have any ideas for what I could serve?

The main event is not the last match on the show. It's the match, or situation that was used to promote the show and get people to buy it. Rock and Hogan got all the promotional stuff for WM18, not HHH-Y2J. Rock vs. Hogan was the main event. It sold, or didn't sell the show. Personally, I watched for Austin-Hall.

I need my existence to be justified.

Jay Z's best work.

People bragging about how hot their girlfriends are on the internet, but being unable to provide a picture of said "goddess" always reminds me of the nerd in The Breakfast Club bragging about the many girls in the Niagara Falls region that he's had sex with. coughbullshitcoughcough Breakfast Club is a great movie! Judd Nelson was fucking harsh.

Yeah I've had friends brag about all the ass they got "down the shore" whenever I didn't go, which always reeks of bullshit as well.

Jen likes "Patience" and "November Rain". However, since my band covers "It's So Easy" and "Mr. Brownstone" she is starting to like those too. Now if I can just sell "Rocket Queen" and "Estranged" to her, she'd be perfect. Shannon, no. She breaks my balls every chance she gets about GNR, and tried to throw "Appetite For Destruction" outta my car. Kyleen, I have no idea.

Axl is too crazy to lose to Cobain. Remember when we jumped into the crowd and knocked out that fan in St. Louis? Just hit him in his stomach, where he had all that "pain" that caused him to do heroin, but yet no Doctor could find anything wrong with

Yawn.

I understood the first time, and it was whiny pointless bitching then too.

I dunno. After Chief got done with it, you could've parked a minivan in there.

You just want to see my wang.

Somebody get this guy a box of tissues.

Works for me, because I will most likely see #2 tonight and #3 tomorrow night. Could be a hell of a week for me...........

Not even for a couple of fuck buddies?

#2, Shannon, or the blond tramp next to me on the couch?

Yeah, you're probably right. It's the only thing sexually that I am prudish about, and believe me, I've done everything else (please avoid obvious gay jokes).

Eh. The 2nd girl I posted is all about it, which is reason #1 I could never go out with her. Fuck buddies sure, but nothing more. I just couldn't respect her enough, I dunno. It's just not something I get into, it's all about having control over the other person, and I'm not a control freak like that.

Yes there is, you misogonystic prick. I'd never blow my load on my gitlfriend's face because she's beautiful. Only a bitch I truly don't respect would get my splooge on her face. And that ugly ass broad would get a hot cock in her twat, giiz on her face, and taxi fare home. Taxi fare? You're such a romantic Bank.

I'm getting the feeling that the whole point of this thread has been lost. The point? Glorification of my massive ego, which must be sated 24/7.

Aw, nah. You cannot soil something so pure like that. I feel bad nutting anywhere near her. J/K. Either way, I'd have to pull out to splash all over her face anyways.

It's gotta be option A. I mean, I like to think of myself as particularly picky, and she is above even my standards. I would've stood for criticism of the other two, but Jen is just ungodly hot. I dunno, maybe you have to see her naked to fully appreciate it, lol.