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Showing up with, or calling broads over to an otherwise dead party is always a good way to earn some allies. Nice Work.

Not a bad story Boo. Too much sleeping/passing out for my taste though.

It's not my fault, it was justsoyouknow........he's controlling me from afar! Get out of my brain you bastard!

Well I gotta go tie a nice load on while I watch the Eagles sputter their way to victory.

Eh, why fight? Let's just have a beer, I got all my fighting out of my system last night. Ok.......*pulls out a Guiness* Good lord, that shit's like syrup, but I admire you for drinking it. Ever have an Irish Car Bomb? Quality stuff. In the meantime, since I am broke..........*pulls out a Natural Light*

Eh, why fight? Let's just have a beer, I got all my fighting out of my system last night.

I've been inspired to pick a fight with someone bigger then me (6"2 185) tonight. Full report later. Here's the short version. Ran into someone I used to work with (about 6"3 230) and hate with a fiery passion. Talked a bunch of shit in front of his girlfriend, then waited for him outside the bar, and proceeded to use my diabolical punch to the throat/kick to the balls combo I spoke of earlier. Drew quite a crowd, but instead of reaping the benefits of winning a bar fight (free drinks, getting girls numbers) I had to take off before the cops arrived. Fun stuff though. Thanks for the inspiration justsoyouknow!

I will gladly take the blame.

In summation........Teddy Hart is a dick. Well, his name will always have value, especially in Canada. He won't exactly be starving for work.

I love Jericho, have since ECW, but he is clearly bigger then he was, even in WCW days. not that that means steroids, but it is still suspicious, just like anyone else.

Lycra............ya lost me there. Axl's super/ultra tight pants that he used to wear on stage. Thank God for baggy leather.

I'd stick up for them. Eddie and Benoit are both suspect too. I even heard a rumor that that "Big Poppa Pump" guy might have taken a steroid or two back in the day.........

Lycra............ya lost me there.

That's ok. I am still way outta your league though, fairy. You got a point UYI, gotta change that real quick.

Isn't Vedder a partier though? I mean he used to hang out with Rodman for Christ's sake!

What are you, a lawyer?

I agree with the spitting part, but I prefer to follow that with the diabolical punch to the throat/kick to the balls combination.

No way, I never go first. Or at least that's what i tell the broads to get em outta their panties.

Well apparently you haven't read the chapter called "Go Fuck Yourself."

I don't know if the cops let you keep your mugshot though.

None of the recent influx of trolls has been even remotely humorous in my book. But then again, that's why it is my fucking book.

I've been inspired to pick a fight with someone bigger then me (6"2 185) tonight. Full report later.

Ah, gotcha. Anytime I have drank to that point, I get so pissed at myself the next day I don't drink for around a week. And for the record, I quit smoking cigs and weed rather easily. Not to say I don't enjoy a couple drags off a smoke, or a couple hits off a joint here and there, but oh well. Maybe I am just a weakling.

Go rot in hell. We don't like you. No one does. Maybe his Mommy likes him.........nah, probably not.

Excellent work........I'll have a shot of Red Death in your honor later on tonight.