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A party where there is no drugs and no booze? What fuckin Church is this taking place at?

Yeah, but not everyone who drinks does so to get absolutely bombed out of their skull. I've never met anyone like that. Why drink? For the taste?

Hmm. All I'm seeing is a Red X. That's odd. Maybe you should go to the gynecologist.

PM me one, please. I'll need either $5 or a blowjob. I prefer option #2.

The Vic's pretty enjoyable. Should I take another one? Let's take a vote........

I worked, and now I am sitting at my boy's house enjoying a Vicodin. I might go grab a 6er soon.

That actually happened to me twice in a three week span. Both were moments of drunken clumsiness of course.

Is it possible to make a good album while not on drugs?

"It could be a tumor." "IT'S NOT A TUMOR!" 2nd best.line.ever

I gotta come in in support of UYI as he is a fellow GNR fan and all. Listen here you pathetic moron. Instead of starting pointless fights over a simple comment, how about you try to contribute something that might hold this board's interest for more then five seconds. As of now you are looked upon as a half retarded troll, and not even a good one at that. At least make the insults somewhat funny or original. All you've got it "SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY". It's a shame.

I said he'd be gone but 9 P.M. Eastern.........somebody owes me 5 bucks.

But sometimes that can lead to a toothy blowjob. I'm scared........

Never doubt the bigger idiot theory... you can't say something so stupid that someone else can't top with an even more stupid statement. Until you get to the head idiot. Are you him?? I always thought the head idiot was an English teacher I had in High School.

May you shit fire and piss glass for all eternity.

Oh you son of a bitch. YOU CANNOT HAVE THE FLAG. You are flame baiting us now. Get lost, fucker. Why? Is it a magic flag!LOL How come everyone else gets one but not me I don't have it and I don't want it, lol. But since you took it I will now be treated to several hours of entertainment as you get ripped a new asshole. Thanks a bunch.

I "be sippin on the Haterade."

I give em til 9 o clock Eastern.

I will be forced to start "dropping 'bows", if you will.

Oh, how I dig the syntax. Word, yo. Word is indeed, bond.

This is why they invented punching bags. Too bad I don't have one. You goddamn newbies are going to force me to beat my wife now, thanks alot.

"Just cause you read all those fancy books don't mean you no smarter then me!" "Actually, that's exactly what it means." These guys are officially gimmick posters in my book, 11 year olds tend to try and act older then they really are. These guys are acting too young and too stupid to be for real.

"Let's send em away to Australia. That's where the English used to send all their criminals." "But not anymore" "Well, no..........."

I think I speak for everyone else when I say........ Shut the fuck up, you fuckin douchebag. That is all.

Slash trying to cover for Scott. I know, I mean I think the arresting officer would be in a better position to judge Weilland's sobriety.

Goddamn wiggers.