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Just remember the #1 rule in wrestling: If booked properly, ANYONE can draw.

Vince bought a time slot on TBS somewhere around 84 I guess, during his big national expansion. The Atlanta fanbase freaked out, as they preferred the NWA's more wrestle first, talk later style. Ratings plummeted and Ted forced Vince off the network to put the NWA back on. That's when the bad blood started, then of course Turner bought NWA/WCW, and we all know where it went from there.

Yep, on his back jobbing to Ultimo Dragon on velocity. I don't know if Warrior has a place. He's gotta be booked properly, aka nothing like WCW did with him. No magic, no "Same Warrior Time", no Bat signal........just run in, kick ass, press slam, big splash, then run out. Personally, I would build him up hugely, then let him and Lesnar practice a 12-15 minute match for three weeks, and slap it on PPV. I think those two would mesh well.

He's got a couple of his own I have never bothered to pick up. But I hear they are pretty damn good. I guess try to download some of his shit off Kazaa and go from there. I can say this, from what I have heard he plays GNR stuff better then Slash.

Maybe you should quit idolizing the drunken Lizard King, I'm sure thats not heloing your cause any. I know he wasn't as bald, ugly, and useless as you, but still... Well duh, why didn't someone tell me that when I was 16? ..and you smell like cabbage. Smell like cabbage? Now wait a minute.........ok, I stand corrected. But after that 8 hour sex marathon, I wear the smell of your Mom's crotch like cheap cologne.

On the plus side I was out drinking someone else's beer and hitting on their sister right in front of them. End result? A free buzz and a blowjob. Bow down and kneel before me. Just like.........well, you get the picture.

It was still good to see them.

But now he's got that flourishing career as a political speaker.

Quote from a Warrior post on the website.......... "Let us begin with the answering the demandingly curious. I am always asked if -- when -- I will be making a comeback to the ring. Especially now that Hogan (The Unprincipled Sellout) has come back to Titan. I can tell you this: I will never work for Titan Sports again."

Of course, it doesn't neccesarily mean he is WWE bound. It could be some shitty Indy show in Arizona somewheres.

I wasn't sure if this was the folder to post it in, if it isn't, my fault. Anyways, Warrior's Website **Check back here on Tuesday October 28th for an important announcement regarding Ultimate Warrior's return to professional wrestling!**

What a catch. <combs hair, straightens tie>

fuck you with a rusty can opener, Rant Just like the night I lost my virginity

You're right. Adding a innovative guitarist to a shivering moron who wrote a song about Perry Mason wouldn't be a good idea.

Maybe you should quit idolizing the drunken Lizard King, I'm sure thats not heloing your cause any. I know he wasn't as bald, ugly, and useless as you, but still... Well duh, why didn't someone tell me that when I was 16?

Man, that's what I charge my friends to get me out of the house......well, minus the Cheetos.

Steroid use? Austin? Um, when might this have happened?

No way, lol. I was looking for cruelty to the max. See what boredom does to someone? On the plus side, at least I am not chubby like Costanza, although friends have said I now look like I have AIDS, lol.

The water was very cold........and when I looked down I saw that there had been significant.........shrinkage.

I'm 22 years old, I have no car, no job, I still live at home and I haven't gotten laid since March. Also, I have a big time receding hairline and a pretty harsh drinking problem. Not to mention, I lost the love of my life last year after she went nuts from having an abortion. Discuss.

That punch is the color of something that came out of my niece after I was done with her.

I'll only accept my punch if there is one or more date rape drugs in there. Waking up with your pants around your ankles is fun!

Could you explain a little further? Like what exactly did he do?

Can't even comment on the ridiculousness of that, lol. On another note, since they were going to release a "Best Of" CD, but the track listing was god awful (5 cover songs?), what songs would you guys have put on there? Avoid cover songs, and don't list any more then 14 songs. I tried to make it as commercial as possible, otherwise "Rocket Queen, "Don't Damn Me", "Coma", "Locomotive", "Breakdown" and "One In A Million" so would've been on there. 1. Welcome To The Jungle 2. It's So Easy 3. Mr. Brownstone 4. Paradise City 5. Sweet Child Of Mine 6. Patience 7. Don't Cry (Original) 8. November Rain 9. Dead Horse 10. Garden Of Eden 11. Civil War 12. Yesterdays 13. You Could Be Mine 14. Estranged

All I know is I read something afterwards that this match eventually led to Regal being fired from WCW for the first time. Apparently he wasn't cooperating in the ring, and made Goldberg look like something of a schmuck during his superman push. Can anyone describe exactly what went wrong here? Cause although I was an avid Nitro watcher at the time, I am pretty sure I missed that week.