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Well, it went on for two days and cleared up today. Therefore, no doctor's office for me.

Wrestlemania 7? Most underrated Mania main event ever.

Yes. I am totally exhausted and currently sober. They both lead to extreme bouts of writer's block.

Just shut the fuck up and examine my anus.

And the ability to make any female cross the street when they see him.

I deal with morons no matter where I turn. (who the fuck is Budapist?)

Gee, when I posed that question, I never ever expected that answer.

Why does it have to be Thanksgiving? He's been through so much, could he at least get a blowjob? I mean, he does have to fornicate more then normal people.

Ok, now I have a similar problem. When I wipe, there is a lot of blood on the toilet paper, and it's not from wiping too hard. Am I dying?

Well, I am going to go out tonight, but it really couldn't be classified as partying, unless getting two beers, a cheeseburger, and playing lame bar video games is a party.

Hey Axl had Stephanie Seymour, Erin Everly and that other chick...........the blond. Damn it.

I saw it for the first time last week. Why did Prince run off and do a victory lap backstage after every song? And during his final victory lap, why were there no less than 100 people lining the hallways cheering him on? It's not like they could have seen the performance. Because he's a big fag. Mark my words, it'll come out eventually.

I just threw up on my dinner plate.

If I found out we weren't friends anymore, well I just don't think I could bear it.

OH NO!

I made em look like rubes? Fuckin a, I was drunk off my ass too. Thanks a lot, fag. Drunk JAxl>WWE Folder wankers

The is when the whores take over, coming in and shaking their tails for the menfolk.

I saw Low Ki do a vicious Ki Crusher in 3PW, but I forget who he did it to. Maybe Ruckus.

I'm sure my stories will improve drastically when/if I complete my move to Vegas.

It's definitely warehouse work. I'm working for Blockbuster, in their pathetic attempt to kick Netflix's ass. I check the DVDs for defects, repack em, reshelve em, etc. etc. It's not that bad, and with time and a half after 40 hoursm I'll be making some nice bank. This will help finance my new plan of moving to Vegas on April 1st, and until then, the ridiculous hours will keep me from wasting my money on booze and such.

I start a new job this morning that will keep me occupied Monday through Friday, 7 AM until 7 PM. So, obviously, I won't be posting as much. I won't be doing anything I usually do as much anymore. And if the Eagles actually win, I'll have to miss the parade. Good bye Thursday bar nights, good bye Wing Bowl, goodbye 50 cent drink Wednesdays. Good lord, it's awful. It's going to get even worse when they start us on Saturdays. Is it humane to make someone work a 72 hour week? This isn't fucking Japan man, these people are crazy! But on the plus side, I'll be rolling in the dough, and I'll have no time to spend it. And I have a trip to Vegas on the horizon for the middle of March...........

Who the fuck is Garrison Cade?

Which one is funnier?

Well, call her a "boxer" all you want. When she fought just outside of Philly, I know the girl who was supposed to be her opponent first, and she dropped out of the fight becuase she didn't want to take a dive for a grand. The girl they brought in to replace her had no problem with losing.

In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue.