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Well, if I have it, I am a dead man anyways. I mean, most likely. I think I will build a house to represent my life like that guy in that movie. Right. "Life As A House."

To elaborate some, the moron doctor. tells me the worst case scenario for my symptoms is cancer. That was his opening line. So, sorry if I came across a little freaked out last night. I am going to try and schedule an appointment for Tuesday, that's not confirmed yet, but I also may just go the emergency room tonight. It's been going on since last Wednesday, and from what that numbnuts told me, I dunno, I just don't want to have to worry about it. I'd rather know for sure.

I have a Doctor's appointment Tuesday, because my family doctor told me that my bleeding may be the result of a tumor. How do I deal with a situation like this? I'll post more later, here or in another folder............I dunno, I just went out and had a few drinks based on this. And I have work at 6 AM Eastern. I don't know what to think.

600 is kind of an odd number to pick.

Interesting visual.

Not if you count losing your Offensive and your Defensive coordinators as good fortune. And I just searched on Google for the Eagles' list.

I like this observation. But messageboards in the 50s? Mwahahahahahaha.

Despite it being so popular to get a girl to do it these days, anal sex is not a neccesary componant of any heterosexual sex life.

Total Elimination Hart Attack Demolition Decapitation Doomsday Device Head Cheese's Backbreaker/Legdrop combo Raven/Kanyon's Powerbomb/Neckbreaker that nearly killed a Villano

Man, I was at that Raw. Fucking electric in there that night. But yeah, definitely the Tyson appearances, and then the McMahon/Austin non-match.

Since my favorite team is the Eagles, I will just post each of their free agents, and my thoughts on them and whether they will return. Anyone who wants to can do the same. ERFA= Exclusive Rights Free Agent RFA= Restricted Free Agent UFA= Unrestricted Free Agent Roderick Hood CB ERFA He'll be brought back. Played decently at Nickelback and on Special Teams Alonzo Ephraim C ERFA I don't know that he sees the field that often with Fraley in front of him. Doesn't matter to me. Quintin Mikell S ERFA Decent roleplayer. He'll be brought back as well. Brian Westbrook RB RFA He'll be brought back, but I think next year might be his last with the Birds since with his stature now, he'll be able to command a large enough salary that Reid and Co. will try to replace him. Ian Allen OT RFA Did he even play this year? Derrick Burgess DE UFA Reid likes him, and he did a hell of a job on the other side of Kearse. I see him coming back. Jermane Mayberry OG UFA Great O Lineman, but he's getting up there in years. Could see him returning if he doesn't want a ridiculous salary. Tra Thomas OT UFA Now that's a big son of a bitch. He'll be back for at least 3 more years. Corey Simon DT UFA Reid likes him also, but I see the salary demands being way too high. See ya later Corey. Jon Ritchie FB UFA Coming off a season of injury and after his role was effectively filled by a practice squad player, Josh Parry, I don't see Ritchie returning. Jeff Blake QB UFA Third stringer and old. Could be brought back for pennies if he accepts. Correll Buckhalter RB UFA Injury prone and unneccesary. He may be brought back for his size however. Keith Adams LB UFA Did a great job starting over Mark Simoneau. He is Trotter's protege. He'll be back if Jeremiah signs. Jeremiah Trotter LB UFA Came back after a shitty run with the Redskins and made the Pro Bowl after only starting half the season. Paid his dues in Special Teams early on. Give him the money for the love of God. Just an outstanding player. Dorsey Levens RB UFA The old man really did a nice job this year. I'd like to see him back for one more year, but I dunno. This team has cut him before. Hugh Douglas DE UFA Looked good early on, but didn't really contribute much in the second half of the year or the playoffs. See ya later Hugh.

My Jasmin thread from May of last year and my first Tales From The Bar Floor are easily classics.

I think we both know the answer to that one.

I knew I should have drove down there.

Jack Nicholson receiving electroshock therapy in "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest."

I heard a rumor it was Linkin Park, thus making his suicide totally acceptable. God will still let him in Heaven.

I haven't paid close enough attention to know why that is an insult. Sorry bout that.

Well thats just mean. Yeah, that's basically it ... put a tube into the vagina, let rat enter said vagina via said tube, remove tube and sit and watch rat claw it's way out from the inside. Tasty. Well, he starved it first, and also stuffed the girl full of some sort of cheese.

Does this mean I have to overdose on some high quality heroin tonight?

Can someone clarify why that is an insult?

Apparently I wasn't quite as disturbed because I am drawing a blank on what you are talking about. Rat? I remember the rat scene from the book but don't remember one from the movie. Of course, I was terrifically high when I saw that flick so I might have just been distracted by something shiny. I do agree that the rat scene was the most disgusting thing I have ever read, but I highly doubt it got even close to being on screen.

He never really fucked any of em, he just paid em a bunch to talk about what a fantastic lay he is. Just like the great Ty Cobb. First, you try to say that Prince is gay when it's not mentioned. When it's pointed out hot the women Prince has been with are, you try to talk about how Axl has slept with lots of hot women too. How that's relevant, I don't know. A day later, when the subject's passed and no one is really talking about it, you try to say Prince didn't sleep with anyone at all and that he paid them. As effeminate as Prince's album covers may seem, it's not nearly as gay as you defending the exploits of Axl Rose's penis, especially when no one asked about it. The only conclusion is that you're a closeted homosexual. Yeap, that's it. Actually, my whole point was how great Ty Cobb was.

I called Piper being there after his appearances on Confidential. I was totally surprised by Rock's heel turn at Survivor Series 1998 though.

Jesus getting scourged in "The Passion" The rape scene in "Bully"

He never really fucked any of em, he just paid em a bunch to talk about what a fantastic lay he is. Just like the great Ty Cobb.